Daily Comments

[jj2]

Teenager: What makes you more than ready for them to leave the nest!!! As in, let me open the door for you.

 

[Fudgey]

Took the words right out of my mouth

 

[jj2]

The worse thing about having successfully made it through the mid-life crisis years is realizing you're not though all the crap that life is gonna throw at you!!!

 

[Fudgey]

You mean it doesn't stop????

 

[jj2]

Life does not discriminate--it is equal for young and old. Isn't that nice.

 

[Fudgey]

Sounds just wonderful

 

[jj2]

Obviously my garden and yard Gnomes are slackers.
Looks like I'm going to spend hours weeding as they smirked at me.

 

[jj2]

Straight Jacket...........the original Snuggie....

 

[Fudgey]

It keeps you just as warm and toasty

 

[jj2]

Face it, we're all just a tank of gas away from government cheese which the government can't afford anymore!!!

 

[jj2]

Don’t outsmart your common sense.

 

[CarrieM]

There are plenty of folks who don't have it to try to outsmart in the first place it seems.

 

[jj2]

I'm headed to the crazy house.
Wait. That's not right.
I meant the nut ward.
Wait. That's still not right.
Well crap...oh yeah, outside...that's it, I'm headed to the oven...yeah me......

 

[Fudgey]

I'm headed to the crazy house.
Wait. That's not right.
I meant the nut ward.
Wait. That's still not right.
Well crap...oh yeah, outside...that's it, I'm headed to the oven...yeah me......

I should be well done by now...will someone please turn the oven off!!!

 

[CarrieM]

I'm headed to the crazy house.
Wait. That's not right.
I meant the nut ward.
Wait. That's still not right.
Well crap...oh yeah, outside...that's it, I'm headed to the oven...yeah me......

Might be a slow braise here, Raining a bit for a change.

 

[jj2]

What's the difference between choice and choose?
Choice is when you make a selection.....choose is what some people wear on their feet.....

 

[jj2]

When you are having a bad day, and think you have a lot to complain about, or can't go on.......please keep in mind Jesus' last day....

 

[Crankyfuzz]

I'm headed to the crazy house.
Wait. That's not right.
I meant the nut ward.
Wait. That's still not right.
Well crap...oh yeah, outside...that's it, I'm headed to the oven...yeah me......

Is there even a politically correct term for it? Here its going to the 5th floor me I call it I am going on vacation

 

[CarrieM]

Is there even a politically correct term for it? Here its going to the 5th floor me I call it I am going on vacation

You can call it what ever you like. I just call it melting down

 

[jj2]

Perfect name for a cartoon pig.......Chris P. Bacon.......