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[jj2]

Swiped it cause it was just so funny.

OMG!
I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

 

[keyzygirl]

I saw that on FB and it cracked me up!

 

[classwife]

HEHE ! .....It is funny each time you read it !

 

[Fudgey]

 

[LostVapeMonster]

Didn't know where else to post this so this is where I came. Holy crap! We just had an earthquack - nope... that's quake - and I have not wanted a cigarette so bad since I quit!

 

[Fudgey]

I saw that on the news!!!

Oh no!! You can do it....back away from the smokes....LOL

 

[LostVapeMonster]

Soooooooo scary. We are only about 50 miles from the epicenter. I stayed strong and still smoke free!

I saw that on the news!!!

Oh no!! You can do it....back away from the smokes....LOL

 

[jj2]

The pits about the earthquake---I'm assuming you are okay!!!

Now that had to be ultimate test so great job at staying smoke free!!!

 

[LostVapeMonster]

Thank you! Yes I am fine, and the urge to light up has passed. Whew.

The pits about the earthquake---I'm assuming you are okay!!!

Now that had to be ultimate test so great job at staying smoke free!!!

 

[Fudgey]

Thank you! Yes I am fine, and the urge to light up has passed. Whew.

Yay!! Way to hang in there.

 

[jj2]

I applied for a job at a mental asylum and they told me I have to spend 8 hours with some crazy people.
Wanna hang out tomorrow? I've got crayons!!!

 

[Fudgey]

So long as I don't have to stay in the lines

 

[LostVapeMonster]

Thanks Fudgey.

Yay!! Way to hang in there.

 

[CarrieM]

I applied for a job at a mental asylum and they told me I have to spend 8 hours with some crazy people.
Wanna hang out tomorrow? I've got crayons!!!

I want markers!!!!

 

[CarrieM]

Didn't know where else to post this so this is where I came. Holy crap! We just had an earthquack - nope... that's quake - and I have not wanted a cigarette so bad since I quit!

Glad you made it through safely and beat the urge to grab a pack. My daughter lives in Newport News VA but is up visiting for 2 weeks. She feels lucky to have missed it.

 

[jj2]

Glad to hear that your daughter is visiting.

 

[jj2]

Due to the state of the economy M.I.L.F. now stands for Money I Will Lose by Friday...

 

[CarrieM]

Due to the state of the economy M.I.L.F. now stands for Money I Will Lose by Friday...

So sad, but totally true around here

 

[classwife]

The best thing about friends is finding out who they really are !

The worst thing about friends is finding out who they really are.....

 

[jj2]

Tending Bar and working at a Daycare are very similar jobs: Give them bottles, pick up after them and break up fights......