Daily Comments

[Dieseler]

I figure 2 things then with that thought.
1. i pass before the Misses after all she is younger than me .
2. I tell her to toss in my megalodon after all its stainless and probably will last forever.
Just hope i can get my 555 up there somehow

 

[jj2]

Sarcasm only gets you into trouble if your brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning.

The older I get, the more mine malfunctions.

 

[Fudgey]

 

[jj2]

Here's what you say until Xmas. "Dear Santa, don't listen to any of my friends. I have been a perfect angel......I swear......!"

 

[Fudgey]

You forgot the ........Bwahahahahaha

 

[Lisa B]

Stupid people are not annoying they are free entertainment!!

 

[jj2]

Stupid people are not annoying they are free entertainment!!

Good one Lisa.

 

[jj2]

Today's big idea: Coffee eye drops!!!

 

[Fudgey]

Where can I get them?

 

[jj2]

So you could have used them this morning too!

 

[Fudgey]

I could use them every morning....LOL

 

[jj2]

Ever notice that your job isn't all that important when you want a raise, but it's VERY important when you want a day off?

 

[Fudgey]

Amen........

and

AMEN!!!!!

 

[jj2]

Always express yourself to someone who cares for you, not someone who needs you....because care means personal commitment and need means personal requirement.


O Holy Night by David Phelps - Video

 

[jj2]

Christmas Shopping Tip: Do not buy her a Weight Watchers Gift Certificate. Instead hire a Chippendale's dancer as a personal trainer to get her motivated and fit.

 

[Fudgey]

That would work for me

 

[Lisa B]

If you could read my mind, I am pretty sure you would be traumatized for life!!

 

[jj2]

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal and not wound. Today will never come again......

 

[jj2]

"Now I lay me down to sleep. Oh sweet Sunday I could not keep. When the alarm on Monday morning rings, Lord help not to break that thing. Amen.

 

[Fudgey]