A cow was killed in a rice field using only 2 small porcelain figurines. Reports indicate that this is the only known incident of Knick-Knack Paddy Whack....................
There are three things that most everyone learns with age and since I've discovered what they are I thought I'd pass them along:
Never pass up a restroom.
Enjoy ANY kind of excitement.
Never trust a fart....................
As we celebrate the 4th let us not forget all those who have made our freedom possible. Thank You to all the past, present & future troops & their families for all the sacrifices you have made & will continue to make. Let us not take our freedom for granted. To all of you that hate the USA & feel you need to burn our flag, please before you do, wrap yourself up in it!!!
Okay all, how many times have you died from not passing on chain mail?
If the answer is none, how many times have you missed out on being a millionaire?
well i've come close because in my mind it really has seemed like a good idea at the time...lol i guess that's what makes me belong in this group though...lol
Well I know I can't do it, nor would I ever actually do it, but that doesn't stop me from mentally visualizing it.
Kind of makes it easier to put up with the jerks..
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