Daily Comments

[jj2]

I finally found a machine at the gym that I like......................the vending machine..........

 

[jj2]

I have decided to run for childhood. If elected I promise to bring back mid-day naps, chocolate milk with lunch, and recess.

 

[Mickirette]

Thanks JJ2, I couldn't sleep, too much ugly stuff running around in my head, I read this thread and I realise life slaps us all down every once in awhile just cause it can.ha ha Micki

 

[jj2]

You're welcome and I hope you finally got to sleep.

Just remember life is like a circus. Some days you're the clown, and somedays you're the one who has to pick up the elephant dung. Most everyone has a day when they feel like they are behind the shovel................

EDIT: Then you must remember that elephant dung has many uses.

 

[DemonCowboy]

what happens when it seems like many days u weren't paying attention standing DIRECTLY behind the elephant?

 

[jj2]

Then you dig yourself out---even if it takes awhile.

EDIT:
You can use your fork.

 

[jj2]

No matter what time i get up..i still hate mornings..

 

[jj2]

I swear, there are some people in the world that I just want to stick a firecracker in their ...., light it.. and then send them on there way.

 

[DemonCowboy]

careful, some may like it *cringe*

 

[jj2]

In an hour I have an appointment with a therapy group; Betty Blanket, Percy Pillow and the therapist Martha Mattress. They always make me feel better!!

 

[jj2]

Don’t wait for one of those moments that jolts you into a reality that shows you how short life is. Stop trying to push yourself into trying to do it all and have it all. Pour yourself into what matters most. Relationship is one of the things that matters most! Go love on someone!

 

[DemonCowboy]

if only my wife would have thought that way...

 

[jj2]

Does that mean there is no longer a wife?

 

[jj2]

Me thinks it's time for bed. The dust bunnies have gathered around and started belting out "Mr Sandman........................"

 

[DemonCowboy]

Does that mean there is no longer a wife?

it means that in actuality there isn't but on paper there is - that's a hassle i'm looking forward to - NOT

anyway i came here to make a comment of my own cause of the observation i'm having tonight:

i think my get up and go - got up and went and left my sorry ... to pick up the check

 

[jj2]

Government studies have shown that if your parents never had children, chances are you won't either............

Demon, hope the bill wasn't outrageous.

 

[DemonCowboy]

yeah it was, i wound up washing dishes but that's because b4 my wife called it quits she emptied my reason and stability and left me too poor to pay attention. my get up n go said it'd buy me lunch.... go figure.


Disclaimer: anything said when in certain moods can not be held against him as anything other than entertaining. any skewed views and perceptions are copywrited and owned by an unknown source....lol

 

[jj2]

Well spank me hard and call me silly..........it's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jj2]

Still a princess--right down to my glass sneakers and enchanted sweatpants..........

 

[jj2]

STOP ANIMAL TESTING!!!! They don't know the answers......