Daily Comments

[jj2]

Red Rover, Red Rover, send Friday on over...............

 

[jj2]

Don't you just hate it when you finally get comfortable enough to sleep then you gotta pee?

 

[jj2]

I have skills. I can wink both eyes at the same time, and can leave them like that for a long period of time! It’s true!

 

[jj2]

I have enough money for the rest of my life, as long as I die before 4:00 PM.

Kinda swiped this one.

 

[Nighthawk]

Swipe away!

A fish swam into a wall and said, "Dam!"

Oh yes, I will pun in public. ;0

 

[jj2]

You ever wonder why we're so obsessed with trying to find intelligent life on other planets, when there's times when it's hard to find intelligent life here?

 

[gramakittycat]

Ain't it the truth,lol.I'm happy to say things are still going well for me of course there are always going to be problems but I have a whole different feeling inside.I'm able now to accept and deal with things that happen so much better.I can only thank God for interviening in my life;there is no other explaination.Some may scoff but for me I know my life was changed literally overnite.I'm looking more for positive things rather than dwelling on the negitive.Thank you for listening.Gkk/Sue

 

[jj2]

GKK
I do not scoff. We went through a rough spell here a few years ago, and God was the miracle that put an end to it.
Believe and let God handle it.

 

[gramakittycat]

Amen!!!Btw your puns always make me smile.Have a wonderful day!Gkk/Sue

 

[jj2]

WARNING: Going to sleep Sunday night causes Monday. Staying up all night Sunday also causes Mondays. There is no cure.

 

[jj2]

With Monday comes houseitis (house is a mess and needs cleaned).

Some Monday's, and this is one of them, I want to stomp my feet, throw myself to the floor and start yelling "I don't wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Nighthawk]

I just give in to the urge and go ahead and throw the fit! I hate housework. I have been having a really hard week already. yikes.

 

[jj2]

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'm gonna be a bear. A bear's mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, have hairy legs & excess body fat. Yup..................gonna be a bear!

 

[jj2]

Got my hot chocolate and enjoying a last vape before shutting down for routine maintenance. Normal service will resume in approximately 8 hours.

 

[Nighthawk]

Sleep well dear friend! Hopefully I will get some sleep tonight too.

 

[jj2]

For the second time this morning, I got outta bed. The first time was because a storm upset Buddie. The second time, when I stood up, my pants fell off. Then when I went to open the closet door, the door knob fell off.
I'm terrified to go to the bathroom...........

 

[Nighthawk]

If your pants are falling off, maybe you're losing weight in your sleep! Today may be one of those days..... best stay in bed and vape!

 

[jj2]

Thinks children should come with a warning label:
Caution, after giving birth you may acquire another chin, .... cheek & thigh.
May have trouble removing.

 

[Nighthawk]

ain't That the truth!

 

[jj2]

A tip for those who'd like to play hooky tomorrow. Go to the nurse's office and play sick. With any luck they’ll call your mom and she'll come pick you up...
Oh wait!
None of you are in high school anymore...damn!!