Another month and of course it's bill paying time. I did wait a couple days for the line of people outside of my door to form, but not one person showed up to pay my bills.
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My fingerprints can't be removed from the lives I've touched - but hopefully they can be removed from the necks I've wrung, otherwise I'm in trouble!
Police Officers don't find things funny like we do. They sent me a picture of me speeding, I sent them a picture of a check, they sent me a picture of handcuffs..............
Did you hear that they found some bones on the moon? Guess the cow didn't quite make it............................
Old age is like a crime scene: things seem to be there now that weren't there before, what was there before isn't there now & I am sure things have been moved............
Seniors:
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/wellness-wrecked-bonkers/103593-seniors.html
Seniors:
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/wellness-wrecked-bonkers/103593-seniors.html
I'm going to bed now. If you need me, please feel free to invade my dreams, but be sure to bring money, a puppy, a TV with remote and snacks!!
The Tooth Fairy is real, the Easter Bunny is real, Santa Clause is real, and Obama will fix everything..................
Dentist have recommended that you keep your toothbrush six feet away from the toilet to avoid airborne particles that result from the flush.
Where is your toothbrush?
And on that note, good night all...........
Where is your toothbrush?
And on that note, good night all...........
The Whine Bank has been closed by the AWC(Always Whining Constantly). If you need assistance, please call 1800-BooHoo and ask for extension Waaaaah Waaaaah......
This goes for little puppy dogs too.
This goes for little puppy dogs too.
The majority of the population that is over the age of 25 or that weigh over 150 should NOT wear sweatpants with cute words or sayings on the .....
Dang it! I wish I had a pair that said "Wide Load". Just in case no one noticed. rofl
If we call this (21) twenty-one, and this (31) thirty-one... why don't we call this (11) onety-one? I'm just asking.
You'd be braver than me Nighthawk---basically I don't wear ANYTHING to draw attention to this 61 body and, even if I say so, it's in better shape than others the same age.
You'd be braver than me Nighthawk---basically I don't wear ANYTHING to draw attention to this 61 body and, even if I say so, it's in better shape than others the same age.
When I was young, I was an optimist, I was going to change the world.
When I became an adult, I was a realist, I was going to co-exist with the world.
When I hit middle age, I was a pessimist, I was going to try to survive in the world.
Now that I am over 60, I see war, corruption, greed, etc. and I just say - "whatever".
Most you agree with what I just said, come on now, admit it. lol.
When I became an adult, I was a realist, I was going to co-exist with the world.
When I hit middle age, I was a pessimist, I was going to try to survive in the world.
Now that I am over 60, I see war, corruption, greed, etc. and I just say - "whatever".
Most you agree with what I just said, come on now, admit it. lol.
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I've been known to dye my hair electric blue. I don't care if people look. I have *earned* every inch of this behind and every stretch mark. My kids weighed at birth: 9lbs, 8 1/2lbs, 10lbs, 7lbs and 6lbs in that order.
Gather your blankets in the living room (did this as a kid).....and put a TV, your laptop (didn't have that as a kid, but a necessity now), some M&M's, some coffee, 43 pillows in it and we'll all spend the day there........
In all honesty, I have to edit this because it wasn't a TV I put in my fort. It was one of the two radios that were in the house or a record player.
TV's have been around so long, or I have, that it just popped into my mind. At the time, we didn't have a TV and this sure tells my age.
In all honesty, I have to edit this because it wasn't a TV I put in my fort. It was one of the two radios that were in the house or a record player.
TV's have been around so long, or I have, that it just popped into my mind. At the time, we didn't have a TV and this sure tells my age.
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You too, huh??? A blanket fort, some snacks and "Looney Tune" cartoons on the tv (we had two channels to chose from). Life was good. Life really got better a few years later, when I got a portable AM transistor radio.
I like to say that I was born in 1949 B.C. People ask what's the B.C. all about, I tell them Before Computers.
I like to say that I was born in 1949 B.C. People ask what's the B.C. all about, I tell them Before Computers.
Sat. morning waking up before anyone in the house, getting my bowl of Trix cereal and watching Bugs Bunny. I don't have a lot of good childhood memories, but that one is nice.
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