Daily Comments

[Fudgey]

Clariton is a wonderful thing except if I take it too long, it will keep me awake at night.

Nyquil does that to me.....I get happy feet

 

[classwife]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

 

[jj2]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

So what is the real answer?

 

[jj2]

My mom always said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
You know... I had to stop that... I got tired of not talking.

 

[Fudgey]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

My mom always said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
You know... I had to stop that... I got tired of not talking.

 

[jj2]

I used to compete in sports a lot. Then I realized that it’s easy to buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

 

[Lisa B]

I am afraid my trophy would say "Lisa of all trades, master of none."

 

[jj2]

I just read the packaging on a box of drinking straws. It said, "Now Waterproof."

Now I'm confused as to what they were before.

 

[Fudgey]

I just read the packaging on a box of drinking straws. It said, "Now Waterproof."

Now I'm confused as to what they were before.

 

[Ralph T]

I just read the packaging on a box of drinking straws. It said, "Now Waterproof."

Now I'm confused as to what they were before.

Maybe they have sealed them on both ends. There was talk about doing that for a long time. I think it was Wendy's or BK that was pushing that.

Or, maybe its a VERY old box. Just after they started making them out of plastic instead of paper.

 

[jj2]

Now Ralph I know I'm getting up there but do you really think I keep things THAT LONG. :LOL:

 

[jj2]

Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ....

 

[Fudgey]

Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ....

 

[Ralph T]

Now Ralph I know I'm getting up there but do you really think I keep things THAT LONG. :LOL:

Of course not Jan. I know that you would rotate your straw stocks.

Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ....

 

[jj2]

The other day I read that last year 4,153,237 people got married.
I don't want to question statistics, but shouldn't that number be even?

 

[Fudgey]

The other day I read that last year 4,153,237 people got married.
I don't want to question statistics, but shouldn't that number be even?

You would think so Can you marry yourself

 

[jj2]

In God's city the inhabitants love people and walk on gold; while in man's city the inhabitants love gold and walk on people.

 

[jj2]

Some people talk so much crap, I'm not sure whether to offer them a breath mint or toilet paper.

 

[Ralph T]

Some people talk so much crap, I'm not sure whether to offer them a breath mint or toilet paper.

Good one Jan. .......... hey........ wait a minute....... thats not very nice Jan....

 

[Fudgey]

Some people talk so much crap, I'm not sure whether to offer them a breath mint or toilet paper.

Thanks for the morning laugh