Daily Comments

[Fudgey]

Happy Mother’s Day!!!
This year makes me realize I want to grow old and move in with my son.
That way I can pee all over his bathroom floor.

I have a son like that.

I love the T-shirt but not many are going to get the Pedro!!!
Which makes me ask, where is Vap, cause I haven't seen him in a couple days.
Of course Fudgey hasn't been around a lot lately either.

I be here

Always remember the essentials, brush your teeth, comb your hair, and any kind of cake is a food.

M&M's are an essential part of you diet also

 

[jj2]

I must look pretty ruff today, the girl at Starbucks suggested 4 extra shots of espresso to get my uuummpphh back!
All it did was make me wonder if when Lady Gaga has her first child if she's gonna name it Baby GooGoo?

 

[Fudgey]

I must look pretty ruff today, the girl at Starbucks suggested 4 extra shots of espresso to get my uuummpphh back!
All it did was make me wonder if when Lady Gaga has her first child if she's gonna name it Baby GooGoo?

 

[jj2]

Did you know that if you put your ear on a stranger's leg you can hear them say, "What the crap are you doing?"

 

[jj2]

Freedom is: Dancing in front of the windows with just your granny panties (or underwear) and tube socks singing, "I'm Too Sexy For My Clothes."

 

[Fudgey]

Freedom is: Dancing in front of the windows with just your granny panties (or underwear) and tube socks singing, "I'm Too Sexy For My Clothes."

Do you do this often?

 

[keyzygirl]

Thats awesome!!

 

[jj2]

Hi Keyz---hope your DH's recovery is going well.

I'm not saying Fudgey. Sorry again about your doggie.


I went horse-back riding today!
Wind in my hair, the ride was fantastic!
Until I ran out of coins and the security guard at Walmart kicked me out!

 

[keyzygirl]

LOL,I did that on the mini merry go round with the kids!!LOL!

 

[Fudgey]

Hi Keyz---hope your DH's recovery is going well.

I'm not saying Fudgey. Sorry again about your doggie.


I went horse-back riding today!
Wind in my hair, the ride was fantastic!
Until I ran out of coins and the security guard at Walmart kicked me out!

Thank you (((hugs)))

 

[jj2]

AMISH VIRUS: You've just received an Amish virus.
Since we don't have electricity or computers, you are on the honor system.
Please delete your files.
Thank thee.

 

[jj2]

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs......

 

[jj2]

Stick a silver spoon up any monkeys .... and they're bound to say, "please & thank-you."

 

[Fudgey]

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs......

Do we get to push them? I didn't just say that ok

Stick a silver spoon up any monkeys .... and they're bound to say, "please & thank-you."

 

[jj2]

There are three critical elements to living a good life......coffee, chocolate and comfy pajama pants.......

And:
NOTE TO SELF: Do not stick head under "motion sensor" soap dispensers.

 

[Fudgey]

And vaping

 

[jj2]

And vaping

Very true but I not awake yet and still think it's Sunday.

 

[Fudgey]

Very true but I not awake yet and still think it's Sunday.

I could handle another Sunday.

 

[jj2]

Well graduations are upon us.
Parents are saying, “Time goes so fast.”
To them, it seemed like just yesterday, they were wiping chins and changing diapers.
They are also thinking that in 40 more years, their kids will returning the favor.

 

[jj2]

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.