Daily Comments

[jj2]

Psychiatrists say that girls tend to marry men like their fathers.
This tidbit could explain why mothers cry at their daughters weddings...

 

[JustaGuy]

It could also be the thought of the bills for the wedding!

 

[jj2]

The mightier they want to be, the harder they fall. Just don’t get in the way as they claw their way to the top or when they fall.

 

[Fudgey]

Wouldn't want to get smooshed

 

[JustaGuy]

Claws??? Ones with little claws can hurt too.

 

[jj2]

Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

 

[JustaGuy]

Well, shoot! How am I supposed to reply to that? Wait!!!

 

[jj2]

Blessed are the cross-eyed.....for they shall see God twice.

 

[jj2]

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?

A. An impasta.

 

[JustaGuy]

What do you call the tomato/red sauce on the pasta?

Gravy...according to Starry.

 

[jj2]

Morning checklist: Clothed. Ahh, sufficiently. Keys? Yep, just found them. Coffee? Yep, big cup. Sanity? Sanity? and we have a runner.....................

 

[JustaGuy]

Must have brain for sanity (or do we?). Add to checklist brain....brain.....?

 

[jj2]

Here you go again, showing up when it's time for me to leave.

CULz

 

[JustaGuy]

Here you go again, showing up when it's time for me to leave.

CULz

Yeah, but I left and showed up again.

 

[jj2]

There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

 

[Fudgey]

There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

 

[JustaGuy]

There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

That sounds about right...........right?

 

[jj2]

Betty White and a "hot pink" thong.......SOOO wrong in SOOO many ways!!!

 

[JustaGuy]

 

[Fudgey]

Betty White and a "hot pink" thong.......SOOO wrong in SOOO many ways!!!