Hiya Jerry. I have been gone my hubby had been very sick but he is better now. Nice to see you!
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Oh, I'm glad to hear that your husband is better, Lori. It's nice to see you, too. 
Americans are looking for a political solution to a spiritual problem.
Kicking God out doesn't seem to be working!!
Kicking God out doesn't seem to be working!!
{{{Lori}}}} SO SO great to see you sweet friend have you and yours in my thoughts * big {{{{hugs}}} and I hope you ALL have a wonderful day I enjoy your daily comments so very much JJ* thank you* {{{{{{hugs}}}}} to you all ~ xooxoxxo
Always great to see you Pri. <3{{{Lori}}}} SO SO great to see you sweet friend have you and yours in my thoughts * big {{{{hugs}}} and I hope you ALL have a wonderful day I enjoy your daily comments so very much JJ* thank you* {{{{{{hugs}}}}} to you all ~ xooxoxxo
Husbands call it "women's intuition", but women call it "not clearing your browser history."
And I just had to post this (found on FB this morning).
My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.
Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.
"Sorry it took so long but the stupid ..... was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her .... with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat .... down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not .... in the vegetable garden again."
The silence in the taxi was deafening.....
My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.
Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.
"Sorry it took so long but the stupid ..... was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her .... with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat .... down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not .... in the vegetable garden again."
The silence in the taxi was deafening.....
It hurts when someone you love says mean things........like "It's time to wake up."
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
More to come.....................
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
More to come.....................
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second one.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second one.
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned:
4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
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