Dear Red eye Dancer,
I want you to be the host/star of a TV reality show. Contestants would search for Geo tagged porgies with Cisco attys strapped to their bodies and have to remove the attys, vape as many mils of Havana Gold as they can in a day using Joye 510s, construct their own mod in 1 hour, sing while vaping, dance around your shop, make the best juice (to be judged by a master self proclaimed juice chef), read as much as the Lounge thread as possible in a 24 hour period and get tested, get lost in Maine and have to eat blueberries and hunt moose (Sarah Palin for this episode), tell really sad, compelling stories about their vaping lives and how a Reo will make their lives worth living( do these segments in peoples homes showing empty bottles of juice, full bottles of bad juice thats unvapable, broken leaky mods, dead eGo batteries, piles of dead attys etc.(( use voice over with closeups of paraphernalia and tight shots of faces, use pull-at-your-heart strings background music as contestants tell their pitiful story)) ).
Only members of the e-cigarette-forum would be allowed to vote.
Each week you would be featured in your shop doing something to a Reo and explain the process. I think a close-up view of a Reo with a fade out/in to you playing your guitar by the wood stove. would be a good ending for these segments.
The winner of the show gets a solid gold or silver Reo. The second place winner gets steak knives.
Please Mr Red Eye Dance. America needs this, wants this.
