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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind dna infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.
 
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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "..............................................
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc?! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded! I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist had said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!
 
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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......
 
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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................

"Maybe you should do some explaining yourself! What the HELL was that needle doing taped to your thigh miss tony!?" Exclaimed Tony's girlfriend Linda, who was a bit confused by now. (understandably) Tony let out a lack-luster sigh, took a hit from the eGo that was now going dry, and grunted out "Butterscotchhhhh" as if anyone would understand what that meant. He/she was a DIY juice maker apparently, and a damn good one at that. Always ready to whip up a quick bottle while behind the wheel of her car, she kept a blunt tip syringe full of nicotine base stuck to her inner thigh, usually with a cross of black electrical tape. "Back to the drawing board. We need to FOCUS people!" Tony exclaimed...
 
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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................

"Maybe you should do some explaining yourself! What the HELL was that needle doing taped to your thigh miss tony!?" Exclaimed Tony's girlfriend Linda, who was a bit confused by now. (understandably) Tony let out a lack-luster sigh, took a hit from the eGo that was now going dry, and grunted out "Butterscotchhhhh" as if anyone would understand what that meant. He/she was a DIY juice maker apparently, and a damn good one at that. Always ready to whip up a quick bottle while behind the wheel of her car, she kept a blunt tip syringe full of nicotine base stuck to her inner thigh, usually with a cross of black electrical tape. "Back to the drawing board. We need to FOCUS people!" Tony exclaimed...

That is easy for you to say, Miss Toni. What the heck am I supposed to do with a boyfriend who isn't even a boy?! Well, we could always just be friends, said Toni. At that, Linda stormed out of the room. Oh boy, now we got trouble boys. I am sorry, I really should have seen that one coming. Somebody needs to go find Linda and settle her and that somebody just can't be me....
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................

"Maybe you should do some explaining yourself! What the HELL was that needle doing taped to your thigh miss tony!?" Exclaimed Tony's girlfriend Linda, who was a bit confused by now. (understandably) Tony let out a lack-luster sigh, took a hit from the eGo that was now going dry, and grunted out "Butterscotchhhhh" as if anyone would understand what that meant. He/she was a DIY juice maker apparently, and a damn good one at that. Always ready to whip up a quick bottle while behind the wheel of her car, she kept a blunt tip syringe full of nicotine base stuck to her inner thigh, usually with a cross of black electrical tape. "Back to the drawing board. We need to FOCUS people!" Tony exclaimed...

That is easy for you to say, Miss Toni. What the heck am I supposed to do with a boyfriend who isn't even a boy?! Well, we could always just be friends, said Toni. At that, Linda stormed out of the room. Oh boy, now we got trouble boys. I am sorry, I really should have seen that one coming. Somebody needs to go find Linda and settle her and that somebody just can't be me....
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Suddenly Sandra rushed out the door after Linda. "Wait up Linda," she cried as she nearly got hit by a rescue that was driven rather recklessly by none other than the Hamburgler with the fry guys in tow. "Linda, Linda...buy me a drink, there is something I must tell you."
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................

"Maybe you should do some explaining yourself! What the HELL was that needle doing taped to your thigh miss tony!?" Exclaimed Tony's girlfriend Linda, who was a bit confused by now. (understandably) Tony let out a lack-luster sigh, took a hit from the eGo that was now going dry, and grunted out "Butterscotchhhhh" as if anyone would understand what that meant. He/she was a DIY juice maker apparently, and a damn good one at that. Always ready to whip up a quick bottle while behind the wheel of her car, she kept a blunt tip syringe full of nicotine base stuck to her inner thigh, usually with a cross of black electrical tape. "Back to the drawing board. We need to FOCUS people!" Tony exclaimed...

That is easy for you to say, Miss Toni. What the heck am I supposed to do with a boyfriend who isn't even a boy?! Well, we could always just be friends, said Toni. At that, Linda stormed out of the room. Oh boy, now we got trouble boys. I am sorry, I really should have seen that one coming. Somebody needs to go find Linda and settle her and that somebody just can't be me....
A

Suddenly Sandra rushed out the door after Linda. "Wait up Linda," she cried as she nearly got hit by a rescue that was driven rather recklessly by none other than the Hamburgler with the fry guys in tow. "Linda, Linda...buy me a drink, there is something I must tell you."

As the two went off (and who knows where they came from), Toni huddled the group up "ok, gang we need to make a decision. We have gotten distracted by all sorts of things and now it is time to decide if we go back to planning the caper or give it up and go our separate ways. So, who wants a $100 mill and who wants to talk about my panties?" After a bit of squabbling the group decide to ......................
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................

"Maybe you should do some explaining yourself! What the HELL was that needle doing taped to your thigh miss tony!?" Exclaimed Tony's girlfriend Linda, who was a bit confused by now. (understandably) Tony let out a lack-luster sigh, took a hit from the eGo that was now going dry, and grunted out "Butterscotchhhhh" as if anyone would understand what that meant. He/she was a DIY juice maker apparently, and a damn good one at that. Always ready to whip up a quick bottle while behind the wheel of her car, she kept a blunt tip syringe full of nicotine base stuck to her inner thigh, usually with a cross of black electrical tape. "Back to the drawing board. We need to FOCUS people!" Tony exclaimed...

That is easy for you to say, Miss Toni. What the heck am I supposed to do with a boyfriend who isn't even a boy?! Well, we could always just be friends, said Toni. At that, Linda stormed out of the room. Oh boy, now we got trouble boys. I am sorry, I really should have seen that one coming. Somebody needs to go find Linda and settle her and that somebody just can't be me....
A

Suddenly Sandra rushed out the door after Linda. "Wait up Linda," she cried as she nearly got hit by a rescue that was driven rather recklessly by none other than the Hamburgler with the fry guys in tow. "Linda, Linda...buy me a drink, there is something I must tell you."

As the two went off (and who knows where they came from), Toni huddled the group up "ok, gang we need to make a decision. We have gotten distracted by all sorts of things and now it is time to decide if we go back to planning the caper or give it up and go our separate ways. So, who wants a $100 mill and who wants to talk about my panties?" After a bit of squabbling the group decide to refer to Tony's elaborate plans.

We hit them all hard, come in the backdoor and start from there...
 
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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................

"Maybe you should do some explaining yourself! What the HELL was that needle doing taped to your thigh miss tony!?" Exclaimed Tony's girlfriend Linda, who was a bit confused by now. (understandably) Tony let out a lack-luster sigh, took a hit from the eGo that was now going dry, and grunted out "Butterscotchhhhh" as if anyone would understand what that meant. He/she was a DIY juice maker apparently, and a damn good one at that. Always ready to whip up a quick bottle while behind the wheel of her car, she kept a blunt tip syringe full of nicotine base stuck to her inner thigh, usually with a cross of black electrical tape. "Back to the drawing board. We need to FOCUS people!" Tony exclaimed...

That is easy for you to say, Miss Toni. What the heck am I supposed to do with a boyfriend who isn't even a boy?! Well, we could always just be friends, said Toni. At that, Linda stormed out of the room. Oh boy, now we got trouble boys. I am sorry, I really should have seen that one coming. Somebody needs to go find Linda and settle her and that somebody just can't be me....
A

Suddenly Sandra rushed out the door after Linda. "Wait up Linda," she cried as she nearly got hit by a rescue that was driven rather recklessly by none other than the Hamburgler with the fry guys in tow. "Linda, Linda...buy me a drink, there is something I must tell you."

As the two went off (and who knows where they came from), Toni huddled the group up "ok, gang we need to make a decision. We have gotten distracted by all sorts of things and now it is time to decide if we go back to planning the caper or give it up and go our separate ways. So, who wants a $100 mill and who wants to talk about my panties?" After a bit of squabbling the group decide to refer to Tony's elaborate plans.

We hit them all hard, come in the backdoor and start from there...

Feeling just a bit lightheaded from "hitting" their APVs so "hard," they needed to sit down. Johanna Johnson-Johanssen spoke up: "Thank goodness Sandra and Linda have gone off again--and, yes, it is really odd how they keep just showing up out of nowhere. There's been way too much silliness. Let's get back to making a specific plan. . ."

The other members of the team agreed it was time to stop screwing around.
 

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Convicted safe-cracker Tony is released after serving ten years in prison. Upon visiting his old girlfriend, Linda, at her upscale apartment in New York City, Tony comes up with his next get rich scheme: rob all six apartments in the building. It will be a complex scheme, with numerous ex-con friends and acquaintances part of the plot. Tony realizes that life has changed in the ten years he has been in prison, where surveillance cameras are now part of everyday life. The cameras are just one more aspect that he has to consider in the scheme. What he doesn't realize is that some of his associates are also under individual electronic surveillance by various organizations, each for a different reason. Some of these taps are legal and some not so legal. Will anyone doing the surveillance work be able to piece together the plot, and even if they do will they care if it does not relate to their prime subject?
Here at AAA security, we have an anonymous tip from an informer that said Tony is casing the said apartments and we have all security cameras and ready surveillance on high alert. we at AAA have a duty to see if informer info is also true and correct!
oh no the AAA!! I must find the Rat! But first wheres my vodka!
Realizing that I was out of vodka, I headed out to the AA liquor store. Who knew that AAA did home security, and AA was in the liquor business? While going to the store, Tony passes a business with many TV's, video recorders, and other devices. I thought enters his mind.
Tony did,that's how he found the vodka and spiked the punch bowl for the party for the other security firms.
He then went home, and, drawing on the electronics training he took while in prison, started drawing up plans.
Complex plans...
Adding the particles from a sub atomic black hole will be the key....
And to do that, he will need to locate The Doctor...
but he couldn't reach The Doctor, so he decided he would need to contact someone who is more familiar to more people.
So he decided to contact Marvin Hinderlock, the guy has always seemed to out smart the FBI and local police and is a legend. If anyone can help him pull off this fantastic heist and simultaneously rob every apartment in this building at the same time while corrupting all video monitoring and motion sensors from AAA, Marvin is the guy. Now for the other players in the caper...

Blocky Sampson. Hackers worldwide revere his work, he once hacked into the Playboy mainframe and named his brother 'miss November'...

Wolfgang Tennant ( AKA Mat Peter McDonald ) will be called in for his lock picking skills and knack for observing even the smallest detail that could lead to capture . He recently purchased a vast array of "electronic cigarette" supplies to avoid leaving behind DNA infested cigarette butts . . .

Johanna Johnson-Johanssen--a costume maker, fashion designer, and master of disguise. Recently won awards for her designs of bell-bottom pants--somehow making them popular again. . .

Lisa Logan AKA The Fly, Her skills at scaling anything are legendary and Tony Knew she would be able to climb the outside of the building with ease. He just needed to figure out how to contact her as he heard she was off climbing the Dubai Tower.... Illegally of course.

And Benny the Bull, the toughest guy he knew. if we run into any trouble at all.....Benny is the guy you want knockin' heads together. In prison i once saw the guy take out 10 guys and 2 guards, before they had to hit him with 3 tasers simultaneously to bring him down.

So now that the crew was assembled planned it was time to get them to sign on. Tony decided to have the entire group get together at the foxbole lounge, a local off the grid joint where no one remembered anyone. The perfect place to gather to plan a caper of this caliber.
He received his confirmations and headed to the bar. As he enter the lounge and looked towards the bar he sees someone he would have never expected. He sees...
Walter Bishop from FRINGE- Walter decides to join this crew of burglars, even though the crew had met their goal of burgling members
and were not seeking out another crew member.
Walter is somewhat of a mad-scientist- he will be able to aid the group with one of his many 'tools' from his fringe science lab.
As he looked around he also saw Sandra Bullock on the last bar stool, sitting with her legs crossed, leaning forward and vaping. She gives Tony a long look as he walked across the room to join the others at the table in the corner. He found that he could not take his eyes off her as she sat there looking at him with great intent.

Then Sandra looking at Tony with a wink says...........Buy me a drink?

"Well, Sandra, I have to say that I like some of your movies," Tony said. "Unfortunately, you're really not my type."

As Sandra stared at Tony as he walked away and headed over to the gang. In a hushed voiced he said "ok, not safe for us to talk here" he handed each a slip of paper, as he continued "memorize the address on the paper and then destroy it, we will meet there tomorrow at noon. For now I need to go get some supplies so we can make our plans. Make sure you are not followed " With that, Tony turned and headed off to get the supplies.

His first stop was Home Depot where he picked up three toilet plungers, two mop-heads, four orange buckets, and ten rolls of duct tape--because, he thought, "what can't you do with duct tape?

He also purchased 4 crowbars and a bag of gloves. He then started off home. As Tony headed home he kept getting a feeling he was being watched. He couldn't shake this eerie feeling of being watched.

Because of the eerie feeling Tony had about feeling like he was being watched, he decided not to go home right away. He turned onto I-95 North and decided to go to Stanford, Connecticut to spend the evening at his sister's house. He would leave to meet the gang from his sister's house in the morning.
Morning came Tony grabbed a cup of coffee to go, jumped in his car and headed south back towards the city. As he was driving he noticed a red Caddy following him. He tried to shake the tail, made lefts and rights but the car was on his .... Once he got on the FDR drive heading into Manhattan he got off an exit and headed into a dead end, grabbed his piece and jumped out of his car. He was shocked to see who was driving the Caddy, it was....
Johanna Johnson-Johanssen...HMMM WHAT COULD SHE WANT WITH ME I WONDERED....
"It's important that you come with me, Tony," she said. "I just received an ominous and anonymous text message, and we need to think carefully before we act." She handed him a bag through the window and said, "But first, put on these bell-bottoms."

"And these clown shoes."

It was a ploy to foil the plot derived by AAA security, who were waiting to question Tony at the apartment complex parking garage....so by being in disguise Johanna and Tony could slip back to the apartment to meet with Big Al whom actually owns AAA security under the name of Alfred Conklin...a front for the mob and to which Johanna has set up a meeting with Al in hopes of Big Al accepting an offer of an unspecified $ amount from the heist and so as all security would be under control and they wondered if it would be worth it, or that maybe Big Al should die!

Al looked up from his desk as the door opened. Seeing the oddly dressed pair he reached under his desk and pulled out his gun. Tony, anticipating this action, quickly ..................

pulled out his water gun and sprayed Big Al. The laughter that followed was hard and joyous.

Big Al's face was wet and his pride was hurt, but at least he was alive!

Tony looked at his watch and realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members. But, first, Tony and Johanna Johnson-Johanssen needed to decide just what they were going to do about the "Al problem."

Before Tony could do anything Al quickly moved from behind his desk and wrapped Tony in a big, slightly wet, hug. "I am so happy to see you Tony, since I bought this company I have been wondering how to get in touch with you. I have been thinking that should you decide to pull a caper in the city I may be in a position to help out, and we could work out a mutually profitable agreement." Tony glanced over to Johanna, as Al continued "I had heard you were planning something so I sent some of my guys over to your place to invite you for a chat, but here you are anyway... it must be fate for us to work together." At that moment Tony decided...................

that Al would be a good team member after all. The three of them realized that they were going to be late for the rendezvous with the other team members, so they left Al's office and walked to the car. Unfortunately, in the five minutes that they were away, someone had completely stripped the car of everything--the engine, tires, hubcaps, stereo, even the orange ball that was on the antenna was taken!. On the windshield, in bright red lipstick was a note. . .
......THANKS FOR THE PROVARI......SUCKER Damn it Tony cursed as he looked into the striped out car. He had left his Provari in the center cup holder. What really ...... him off even more was that they got all his juice too. All his Dragon's Magic, Vanilla Gorilla, Snickerdoodle, and Cinnamon Bun that he had just received from eCigVapeUSA was gone.

Tony flipped out, he went wild. Johanna got scared, he was screaming that he was goona kill somebody. Al told her, just let him get it out and he'll calm down. What Johanna did not know is that Tony is a ruthless killer, she got a glimpse at what a psycho he really is. Al said, let's take my car, handed Tony his backup eGo and they headed for the meeting.

But on the way there, suddenly Tony got an extreme urge for a chilli cheese dog. The only place they could think of that had one and was on the way was Sonic Drive Inn. Tony knew that he should not have asked for extra onions, but it was just his nature and of course Johanna had to have that strawberry slushy that was now all over the floor. Damn, that boy can't drive worth a hoot!

A bit worse for wear, they finally arrived at the meeting place. Johanna rushed off to the washroom to get cleaned up as Tony and Al walked over to the rest of the gang. Blocky growled at them "this had best be worth it; I am missing a WOW game to be here" Tony glared back as he unrolled a detailed map of a city block nearby. He placed his finger on one building and quietly said "the tenants in this building have over $100 million in jewels and bearer bonds inside their safes and we are going to collect it all." Now that he had their attention he went on "............................................. .

"Before you say anything else," Blocky interrupted, "do you think you could do something about that breath of yours? My God, it smells like you've been drinking onion juice." Tony, of course, was a little embarrassed by this and immediately covered his mouth with his hand. "Is your plan to just breathe on the tenants of the building until they pass out?," Blocky continued.

By now Tony was completely humiliated and, admittedly, kind of ...... off that his friend would try so hard to embarrass him. He excused himself and walked out of the room. . .Right into a troup of swat officers who were just about to break in the door. Thinking quickly, he wispered loudly "it's about time you guys got here"...

As Tony was quickly trying to figure out what to say next, the SWAT officer began laughing uncontrollably as he pulled off his mask.Tony. stunned, watch as the face of his nephew was revealed. "Haha, you should see your face Uncle Tony. Mom wanted me to invite you over for a party so I got the guys together so I could surprise you.... and boy did I. Ok, got to go, see you at the party Saturday night."
As the SWAT team sauntered off, Tony took a deep breath to compose himself and went back in to deal with the gang.....................

Upon entering the room where the gang was, pointing his gun wildly, everyone said; Tony what in hell are you doing etc! Then Tony says....the swat team has this place surrounded. I'm an under cover agent and you all are under arrest!
Then without hesitation, he says....oh by the way....April fools...got cha! Unknowingly to the gang it was April 1st and then somebody cried out, call 911......Big Al has had a heart attack! Then other's started saying things like...way to go Tony, now look what you did!
As the ambulance left with big Al, Tony tells everyone he is sorry and will try to take things more serious and that his annalist has said that he needs more levity in his life but what he had done, he agrees with himself that he stepped over the line and then said shut up to himself, I told you not to interrupt while I'm talking! The gang just staring, said unto themselves...huh!

Tony took three steps forward, only to find out that the elastic in his pajama jeans had been severed... Perhaps by some immature medical intern at the hospital. His pants swiftly fell to the ground, revealing a pair of pink satin panties. It seemed, to him, that the entire hospital had slowed down to watch his pajama jeans free-fall to the ground. He stood there in complete embarrassment and utter disbelief. For not only were his pink panties now showing themselves to the entire medical staff, not to mention his peers, but the syringe he had taped to his thigh was fully visible to all. Tony could hear his throat's GULP echo through the hospital walls. With a bead of his brow sweat now hurtling toward a not-so-lucky lady beetle, which was surely looking up at this salty water ball from hell hurtling towards him. Tony knew he'd have some explaining to do. He now worried that everyone would find out his secret......

"I don't know why you are all so surprised. I never really did anything to hide the fact that I'm a woman. My full name is Antonia, although I go by 'Toni." Everyone stood there with their jaws wide open. "You guys have always spelled my name with a 'y'--the masculine ending of the name--and you've always used 'he' and 'him' when referring to me. Obviously, you aren't as observant as you all thought. I didn't correct any of you because, frankly, it amuses me."

With that (s)he pulled up the pajama jeans and held them up with one hand while trying to dodge all the looks coming from the crowd. Held up the other hand with a "talk to the hand" attitude. Trying to get away into the other room to at least pin them up so (s)he could furthermore explain why and how they are so oblivious to everything. The point was made very clear.....

Toni found her clothes in the room and dressed. She took a moment to compose herself then walked out to the waiting gang, "Now, perhaps someone can explain how the heck I got to the hospital. The last I recall is Al being loaded into the ambulance and driven away and then you all gawking at my panties. So how the heck did I get here? ......................

"Maybe you should do some explaining yourself! What the HELL was that needle doing taped to your thigh miss tony!?" Exclaimed Tony's girlfriend Linda, who was a bit confused by now. (understandably) Tony let out a lack-luster sigh, took a hit from the eGo that was now going dry, and grunted out "Butterscotchhhhh" as if anyone would understand what that meant. He/she was a DIY juice maker apparently, and a damn good one at that. Always ready to whip up a quick bottle while behind the wheel of her car, she kept a blunt tip syringe full of nicotine base stuck to her inner thigh, usually with a cross of black electrical tape. "Back to the drawing board. We need to FOCUS people!" Tony exclaimed...

That is easy for you to say, Miss Toni. What the heck am I supposed to do with a boyfriend who isn't even a boy?! Well, we could always just be friends, said Toni. At that, Linda stormed out of the room. Oh boy, now we got trouble boys. I am sorry, I really should have seen that one coming. Somebody needs to go find Linda and settle her and that somebody just can't be me....
A

Suddenly Sandra rushed out the door after Linda. "Wait up Linda," she cried as she nearly got hit by a rescue that was driven rather recklessly by none other than the Hamburgler with the fry guys in tow. "Linda, Linda...buy me a drink, there is something I must tell you."

As the two went off (and who knows where they came from), Toni huddled the group up "ok, gang we need to make a decision. We have gotten distracted by all sorts of things and now it is time to decide if we go back to planning the caper or give it up and go our separate ways. So, who wants a $100 mill and who wants to talk about my panties?" After a bit of squabbling the group decide to refer to Tony's elaborate plans.

We hit them all hard, come in the backdoor and start from there...

Feeling just a bit lightheaded from "hitting" their APVs so "hard," they needed to sit down. Johanna Johnson-Johanssen spoke up: "Thank goodness Sandra and Linda have gone off again--and, yes, it is really odd how they keep just showing up out of nowhere. There's been way too much silliness. Let's get back to making a specific plan. . ."

The other members of the team agreed it was time to stop screwing around.
Toni pulled out a plan of the building and started marking off all of the surveillance points, said "Blocky, these are your target, hack in to them and loop the video, this will make them blind.


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