Ah ... the under-age joys of the sneaky Woodbine behind the bike shed at school during the dinner break - and the suspicious sniffs of the teacher as he loitered around my desk afterwards. "You've been smoking boy! HeadMasters' Office - NOW!'
We all knew what that meant. Six of the best and a solemn promise (extracted under duress, I might add), to never do it again...
"You (whack) will (whack) not (whack} smoke (whack) in (whack) my (whack) school".
He was an aged authoritarian, that one. Ex WW1-type Major with a penchant for corporal punishment. He smoked a brand called 'Passing Cloud'. A peculiar-smelling, oval shaped cigarette, that he used to light up and savour as he studiously considered, and inevitably meted out, the punishment.
Pity the Germans never got him... I digress. In the Sixties, everyone smoked. At work, in the pub, at home.... It was unusual to find someone who didn't smoke in those days. How times have changed with the advent of vaping. Six months smoke-free now and looking to be re-educated.
We all knew what that meant. Six of the best and a solemn promise (extracted under duress, I might add), to never do it again...
"You (whack) will (whack) not (whack} smoke (whack) in (whack) my (whack) school".
He was an aged authoritarian, that one. Ex WW1-type Major with a penchant for corporal punishment. He smoked a brand called 'Passing Cloud'. A peculiar-smelling, oval shaped cigarette, that he used to light up and savour as he studiously considered, and inevitably meted out, the punishment.
Pity the Germans never got him... I digress. In the Sixties, everyone smoked. At work, in the pub, at home.... It was unusual to find someone who didn't smoke in those days. How times have changed with the advent of vaping. Six months smoke-free now and looking to be re-educated.