Explained Pr0n stalking to wife, hilarity ensues

[Shelbeethehmmrgirl]

Hubby says when I get old enough he is gonna trade me in for 2 18yr olds right now all he can get is 2 15 and Half years olds and he would like to stay out of jail . But there is a 15 year age differance between us so I guess he is doing it right.

 

[Wafflestomper]

My wife tried to trade me in, but apparently my particular model was recalled and the warranty ran out..

 

[chiquita]

My wife tried to trade me in, but apparently my particular model was recalled and the warranty ran out..

Just like a Toyota. Hey maybe if you toss out the old floor mats, and would quit accelerating without a good reason she would keep ya.

 

[Wafflestomper]

Just like a Toyota. Hey maybe if you toss out the old floor mats, and would quit accelerating without a good reason she would keep ya.

The only gear that works is reverse anyhow.

 

[Shelbeethehmmrgirl]

Just like a Toyota. Hey maybe if you toss out the old floor mats, and would quit accelerating without a good reason she would keep ya.

Ithink oin his case it a main computer issue better just to sell it to some poor unexpecting sap and recoup some of your losses.

 

[DanteInferno]

Mine says that it isn't worth the trouble of a trade in. She rather just junk me and take a tax credit. I wonder if that is why she takes out so many insurance policies....

 

[Shelbeethehmmrgirl]

I'm keeping mine. He's a little hard to start but once he gets going he gets me where I need to go!!!!!!!!!

 

[chiquita]

I'm keeping mine. He's a little hard to start but once he gets going he gets me where I need to go!!!!!!!!!

I second that.

 

[AmyB66]

Mine is a total keeper too. He's housebroken and lives to please his master.