Favorite Comparison to a Bad Juice

[STLJohnny]

I've been poking around juice threads and found some very funny comparisons to a juice people didn't care for.
How can you compare a juice to something you have never tasted...Or have you?

Dirty Socks
Kitty Litter
rectal matter
urinal cakes

And my ultimate favorite. "My grandmas dirty drawers"

 

[skyztheLynnit]

Those descriptions crack me up too.. more more!

 

[Wow1420]

wet dog flavor and dirty ashtray flavor

 

[johni]

like licking a dirty hippy!!!! Cracked me up

 

[CloudZ]

Rotten wet cedar dust
Straight cool ranch dorito powder

Based on two bad experiences of my own.


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[mecocina]

hamster bedding and road kill

 

[Argusi]

Old mop water mixed with kerosene.

It really tasted like that...

 

[kevin666]

tasted like lysol with a hint of dirty diaper

 

[STLJohnny]

My wife just reminded me of... A baby's diaper after a night of bad thia food.

 

[GaryInTexas]

Had some smelled like buzzard poop.

 

[hottierockstar]

mint dirt perfume
and
what i expect mildew tastes like

(said by me)

 

[generic mutant]

...mentholated stale tuna water...

I like the nuance of this. It doesn't go for all out disgust factor. But it sounds genuinely nasty.

 

[gthompson]

Burnt motor oil

 

[Myrany]

industrial green soap

 

[vapero]

burnt sugar cleaned with dirty baby wipes
based on my own personal experience (with e juice)

 

[DeeDee1234]

Dirty dish soap water

 

[DeeDee1234]

My favorite one saying was a member in the dyi section he said the south end of a north bound cat

 

[Zedd]

This stuff tastes like .... in a Can.

 

[samwest]

Camel hair and spit pot pie.

 

[AngelsBreath]

Like a cat crawled up and took a dump in my mouth.