The story is this:
Long ago the castle of NT was besieged by the evil TA (
tobacco absolute) grabbing monsters and the original supplier of TA used in H1N1 dried up so Clark sent all the knights of the realm out into the wilds of the interwebs to search for a new source for TA. He found some by the wilds of west vaporland, some in the forest of scary anti-
vape trolls, some under the bridge of vapor dreams some in the land of golden juices. He tried them all and some were too small, some too watery, but one was just right so he remade H1N1 into its current form and there was rejoicing in the kingdom.

..... (snip)