Fruit Punch inspired Haiku

[LilMew]

Fruit Punch is yummy
A wake-up punch to the throat
My toes are now numb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86IpU3g-S8Q

 

[bornagainst]

Haha, love it! More threads like this please!

Oh Damn Five Five Five
I so love the way you taste
You sure are the best

A haiku by Bornagainst

 

[JenJen]

Butterscotch my fave
smooth and satisfying pure joy
gives me what I crave

Born, oh clueless clown
give 555 a big frown
butterscotch turns 'round

 

[dohsma]

Hmmm.... maybe we can turn this into a contest... whaddayathink?

 

[bornagainst]

jen jen where are you?
you do not know what you speak
five five five kicks ...

 

[TrashcanCandy]

This is the greatest post I've seen lately XD Thanks, LilMew.

I think the contest is a cool idea. I'd be down!

Here's mine mourning the out-of-stock-ness of Egg Nog cartos in 36mg:

Oh, Egg Nog sample,
I was reluctant to try,
Farewell, surprise fave.

I will miss you much,
Spicy vanilla vapor,
I might buy the juice.

 

[bornagainst]

What is this egg nog?
I think you are very brave.
Mark send her it all.

 

[dohsma]

This is going to be a contest.... I will get the official thread started tonight. There will be prizes with a little twist (thanks ryan)

 

[Mary Kay]

Oh cool, a contest in honor of Jen's return!
Cool idea Lilmew!

 

[bornagainst]

The twist is what makes the contest great. Mark is awesome for thinking outside the box. I think we will all be stoked!

 

[TrashcanCandy]

What is this egg nog?
I think you are very brave.
Mark send her it all.

Egg Nog is too good.
Like spicy French vanilla?
Then, take a risk, born.

By the way, dear born,
Forum veteran who brings,
So many teh lulz...

I've wanted to ask:
About your small avatar,
What the hell is it?

 

[bornagainst]

my avatar is
gourmet poutine is so good
it will fill you up

 

[TrashcanCandy]

my avatar is
gourmet poutine is so good
it will fill you up

Thank you very much.
I now have some peace of mind.
I'll try it some day.

 

[LilMew]

Glad to see I'm not the only one that loves a haiku break!

I’ll weigh in on the WOW 555 hobbit style...

Loves WOW 5 5 5
Please don’t touch my precious’es
I should throw it where?

 

[jamvector]

A tasty cool vape
Smilin Menthol I partake
Exhale to the sky

 

[dohsma]

Dang it save some for the contest

 

[LilMew]

No worries… the fruit punch has truly inspired me, or made me high.

The flavor! It lasts!
Fruit Punch burps? I didn’t drink it!
I have 2 fingers…

 

[JenJen]

my avatar is
gourmet poutine is so good
it will fill you up

Born Born, oh Born Born
You disturb me much, you do
Looks more like barfy poo

 

[sooperdrave]

i really suck at haiku
i will still enter the contest
ultimately i will not win.

hows that? lol

 

[JenJen]

i really suck at haiku
i will still enter the contest
ultimately i will not win.

hows that? lol

That's no way to win! lol Have some confidence!

How about this?

All put down your pen!
I'm a poet and know it
and in for the win!