FSUSA T-Shirts

[technovapir]

LOL, You are a Hoot, TT! I have long history of burning holes in my shirts, too! But that was with analogs. Hopefully I will not be burning, my clothing or myself anymore.

OK, off topic story, but you reminded me... A friend & I were standing in line for the ferry, when a (very cute) guy in front of us finished his cigarette & not wanting to litter, pinched it out & stuck it in his back pocket. A minute later it was on fire, and smoke was coming out ... My friend (a nurse, so always too helpful) started smacking his .... to put out the fire.
He turned around, looking very shocked that a 40something woman was "spanking" his rear. She just said "sorry, your pocket was on fire!"... He gave her a huge grin and said in his Ladies' man voice "Well then, Thank you!". We've all been friends ever since...

 

[pwissing]

OK, off topic story, but you reminded me... A friend & I were standing in line for the ferry, when a (very cute) guy in front of us finished his cigarette & not wanting to litter, pinched it out & stuck it in his back pocket. A minute later it was on fire, and smoke was coming out ... My friend (a nurse, so always too helpful) started smacking his .... to put out the fire.
He turned around, looking very shocked that a 40something woman was "spanking" his rear. She just said "sorry, your pocket was on fire!"... He gave her a huge grin and said in his Ladies' man voice "Well then, Thank you!". We've all been friends ever since...

Hilarious, Does he brag that he meets people because he has such a smoking hot ...?

 

[Misha707]

I love that story, techno. Hilarious visual.

 

[div]

You bet. Step right over here and I'll measure you armpit to armpit. Be glad to help.

TT

You are so helpful T, here's a ((hug)) for ya....uh, put that tape measure away, you don't think I don't see it....
Can I rephrase my question to like, can someone at FSUSA measure the tshirts armpit to armpit (without me in it)?

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Techno - that's hysterical!

 

[TexasT]

Yeah, that was a good one techno.

Kinda give me those little goosey bumpies all over!

Kinky.

TT

 

[technovapir]

Hilarious, Does he brag that he meets people because he has such a smoking hot ...?

He turned out to be the sweetest guy. He worked at a construction site and was always filthy on the ferry ride home at night. All you could see was his blue eyes and white teeth under the dirt. I didn't recognize him the first time I saw him clean!
And yes, he's used the smoking hot ... line forever.When HE tells the story, it's much more embarassing to my friend.

 

[SecondChance]

Yep TT, I knew being the kind sole that you are, you would be steppin up here with your tape measure!! I don't think the ladies were asking for their measurements....just the tee shirt..

 

[TexasT]

Oh ... I see ... I guess.

But tell me this. If the women can lay a shirt out flat and measure it to fit them, how would they measure for a hat?

I guess I just don't understand.

TT

 

[technovapir]

Oh ... I see ... I guess.

But tell me this. If the women can lay a shirt out flat and measure it to fit them, how would they measure for a hat?
I guess I just don't understand.TT

Now TT, that is really very easy. We poke a yardstick straight through one ear to the other, and multiply x PI to get the circumference, and then sit on the hat to flatten it out, and measure across the brim x 2! Easy Peasy!

 

[TexasT]

Ohhh, I see now. So ...

x = \mathrm{Re}\{z\} \, the round part
y = \mathrm{Im}\{z\} \, the flat part
r = |z| = \sqrt{x^2+y^2} the magnitude of z
\phi = \arg z = \, atan2(y, x)

Yep, that's it alright.

TT

 

[mauisun]

too much higher math for such an early sunday morn

 

[TexasT]

Its all in the syntax of nested quantifiers.

 

[mauisun]

not before coffee

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Ohhh, I see now. So ...

x = \mathrm{Re}\{z\} \, the round part
y = \mathrm{Im}\{z\} \, the flat part
r = |z| = \sqrt{x^2+y^2} the magnitude of z
\phi = \arg z = \, atan2(y, x)

Yep, that's it alright.

TT

TT - You're so smart! It must be because of the Ph.D. you purchased online.

 

[Elphaba13]

Can someone just measure the freaking shirts?????

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Can someone just measure the freaking shirts?????

lol... I'd like measurements too!

 

[SecondChance]

VGF, Would that be in the shirt or out of it?? Lol seems to be much debate about this point! And some quite intense calculations as well...TT has smoke coming from his ears trying to sort this out!!!

 

[Elphaba13]

It's not smoke. It's vapour.

 

[mauisunpam]

LOL I'll try to remember to have Angie measure them for all of you! We have up to 2XL I think....
Pam