Enjoy.....
A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and
thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's
innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an
insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground
with a **** that big."
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him
in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he
was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary,
her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too
harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother angrily . "He's taken
her liver out!"
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.
I mean really, how could anyone stoop so low?
A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and
thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's
innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an
insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground
with a **** that big."
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him
in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one punch.
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he
was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary,
her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too
harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother angrily . "He's taken
her liver out!"
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.
I mean really, how could anyone stoop so low?
