Not funy but perhaps 'fun' for parents.
That guy is well on the way to being thinned from the herd.

And they'll blame (and sue) the parachute manufacturer![]()
Then all parachutes will be required to have those pillow tags but they will say "Burning up your parachute in flight will result in the wearer reaching terminal velocity and will result in injury or death. Only to be removed by the end user."
I suppose this is as good a time as any to post this pic...