If you photoshop out the rollercoaster and replace the barber with my woman, I'd still venture to say the risk to me is still the same.

Howdy jcash74, RedhatPat here. I never or rarely personally post video in this thread but this time I couldn't resist the urge for a video response to your awesome post, brother. I shall CALL your funny video and RAISE you...
Have a great weekend my brother from another mother along with the rest of ya'll!
RHP