GOOD KING WEINBERG (sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas)
Good King Weinberg last looked out
on the feast of vaping
As the snow lay round about
and his wife was baking
Carts & batts, he stocked with glee
Each one with their uses
When some vapers came in sight
Gathering winter juices
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"Hey there Rob, come over here,"
Jack did start a-yelling.
"See those vapers, who are they?
And what are they smelling?"
"Sire, they're smelling peppermint
Cranberry and chocolate.
In your lordship's flavour shed,
I forgot to lock it."
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"Bring me VG, PG too
bring me Mega eGos.
You and I shall see them vape
Also bring some Cheetos."
King and servant, forth they went
Forth they went together
Through the crazy snow and wind
Dressed for winter weather.
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"Sire, it's getting frigging dark
and it's snowing harder.
I suggest Tim Hortons first;
I can go no farther."
Jack said "that's a great idea -
such shall ease our troubles."
So they drove to Timmies fast
Buying double doubles.
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Back again, they trod on forth
To the flavour shanty.
"Hark, be joyful, vapers all
for I am not cranky."
"Let us vape and share good food,
in this merry season."
Happy vapers joined in song
Kindly king their reason.
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Happy holidays & happy vaping!!
