Guess what I discovered?

[salemgold]

I told you that I can send my husband to Texas and kidnap her!

Be careful there VG. He may not be able to handle her either! lol

 

[sl_rat]

Welcome to the nooks and crannies...

 

[TexasT]

I told you that I can send my husband to Texas and kidnap her!

LOL, tell him to get 5 tickets for the return flight.

One seat for him and four for her.

I'll load her coverall's in the back of my truck tomorrow and haul them to that great big washing machine at the Laundry Mat.

I remember when she was a kid she used to dream about being an astronaut. Her daddy would hold her hand and walk her to school (they were in the same grade) and she would go on and on about being an astronaut. She ought to do good on one of those airplanes.

 

[salemgold]

LOL, tell him to get 5 tickets for the return flight.

One seat for him and four for her.

I'll load her coverall's in the back of my truck tomorrow and haul them to that great big washing machine at the Laundry Mat.

I remember when she was a kid she used to dream about being an astronaut. Her daddy would hold her hand and walk her to school (they were in the same grade) and she would go on and on about being an astronaut. She ought to do good on one of those airplanes.

You are SO bad! I read your posts to my husband and they keep us both rolling!

 

[TexasT]

You are SO bad! I read your posts to my husband and they keep us both rolling!

Yeah. I know what you mean.

She's funny.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

TexasT - There I go again - choking on my white wine from laughing so much. My husband wanted to know what was so funny, so I read how the last few posts. He choked on his white wine too!

 

[TexasT]

Yea I agree with hangin out in here. I like all yall. Oh and the FSUSA liquid is alright I quess.

Well we sure like y'all too. Glad you're here to help keep an eye on me and keep me out of trouble!

 

[TexasT]

TexasT - There I go again - choking on my white wine from laughing so much. My husband wanted to know what was so funny, so I read how the last few posts. He choked on his white wine too!

The letter below just came in on my internet e-mail thing. Actually, I got two e-mails. One was from a nice man in Nigeria who wanted to sell me a wife. He refused to buy the one I already got though. Here's that other e-mail.

Deadly Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

 

[Free2BMe]

AMEN! I gotta save that one!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

T - Too funny! Hubby and I are laughing and choking on our wine (again)! I should know better than to take a sip of wine before reading your posts.