Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
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Why don't Witches wear underwear??
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Because they get a better grip on the broom!!
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Because they get a better grip on the broom!!
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex.
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Q: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
A: Because they were trans-parents!
A: Because they were trans-parents!
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie.
(hey, it is local joke for those of us on the North Coast)
On Lake Erie.
(hey, it is local joke for those of us on the North Coast)
Evil comes in many shapes and sizes...
OMG!! That looks so decadent...
I went to Baskin-Robbins the other day to use my "Pint for a Pint" coupon I got when I donated blood a while ago (no, that's not why I did it... just one of the 'perks') and tried some of their Candy Corn ice cream...
It really tasted like you would think it should, but I don't think I would want a whole pint of it... or even a scoop...
I ended up getting my all-time fave: Jamocha Almond Fudge.. now that would be a great flavor for an e-liquid!!
Hmmmm... that reminds me... I have some Candy Corn juice that I didn't like when I first got it. Maybe I should try it again now that it's had a really long time to steep...
LOL!!
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