Halloween Contest!
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A giant vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh red blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get a good nights sleep.
Pretty soon all the other vampire bats smelled the sweet blood that covered the giant vampire bat and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
OK, follow me he said and flew out of the cave with thousands of flying vampire bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other vampire bats excitedly milled around him.
Now, do you see that tree over there? he asked.
Yes, Yes, Yes! the vampire bats all screamed in a frenzy.
Good said the giant vampire bat, Because I sure as hell didnt!
Pretty soon all the other vampire bats smelled the sweet blood that covered the giant vampire bat and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
OK, follow me he said and flew out of the cave with thousands of flying vampire bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other vampire bats excitedly milled around him.
Now, do you see that tree over there? he asked.
Yes, Yes, Yes! the vampire bats all screamed in a frenzy.
Good said the giant vampire bat, Because I sure as hell didnt!
I won two Halloween costume contests Saturday nite, at two different pubs wearing the same costume! Wish I had a pic.
First year I don't have to walk the kids around trick or treating. Happy and sad all at the same time.
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