Okay, I did the maths. ECF let's you post once every fifteen seconds. If we can get Angi in here to BEMP and LOL every 15 seconds, we can hit 1,000 posts in exactly 4 hours 3 minutes and 45 seconds. If a wild wheezal appears and reconciles/ends their relationship every 15 seconds GDP will increase two fold and we will hit 1,000 posts in just 2 hours 1 minute and 52.5 seconds.
*gasp* maths!!! teh root of all evils in teh wurld!! sourcery! blasphemy! indigestiony!