SecondChance is having a birthday!!! Free beer and all you can eat chicken wings unless you prefer Chinese then you can have cat legs. We were unable to determine SecondChance's exact age except we know he is old because:
He begins every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
Him and his teeth don't sleep together anymore.
At cafeterias, he complains that the gelatin is too tough.
Happy hour is a nap.
Many of his co-workers were born the same year that he got his last promotion.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SECONDCHANCE AND WE WISH YOU MANY, MANY MORE!!!
He begins every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
Him and his teeth don't sleep together anymore.
At cafeterias, he complains that the gelatin is too tough.
Happy hour is a nap.
Many of his co-workers were born the same year that he got his last promotion.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SECONDCHANCE AND WE WISH YOU MANY, MANY MORE!!!