Happy Easter, the pagan holiday of fertility where eggs hatch new life and bunnies do what bunnies do!
Unless bunnies crap eggs, which is what the kid thinks, but I tell him that they don't, and that Easter is for staking out the garden with a BB gun and a spotlight and getting meat for the pot. Easter bunny stew FTW!
But for real, it's all about gettin' it on and making babies and and watching the food grow in the garden. Which are very good things. Have a great pagan spring fertility ritual everybody!