There is a loud POP and YardByrd suddenly materializes seated on his plain, brown, wooden, Realm traveling perch; it has a bevel cut on 1/4th of the "T". They rest on t he floor of the "Hello Fellow vapers" thread. The platinum "YB" medallion around his neck glows the color of gold and you hear a deep, smooth, male, Latin voice translating all but his greeting and farewell:
CAW! "Hail, lauds, greetings, and salutations from across the Realms Deluxefilly49! Welcome to ECF! My CAWgratulations at being tobacco free for three months; well done!

I started, here at ECF, when I first started
vaping. It is coincendnce but today marks 29 months for me as a Vaper and 28 months tobacco free!
I never thought I would rebuild anything; I now own several RBAs, two RDAs, and rebuild Protank and other disposable clearomizer heads. I never thought I would upgrade to a nice mod but now own several, one of which -a Provari- I won in a contest on ECF!

I never, EVER, thought I would DIY but make several of my own e-liquids! Explore, engage, ask questions, and get those first 5 posts under you belt so you may traverse ECF more freely. My sincere welcome to you and wishes for a safe, happy, and yes, delicious
vaping experience!" CAW!
Another loud POP occurs and YardByrd, and his faithful Realm traveling perch, dissolve into a cloud of distinctly creamy, and slightly strawberry, aroma that fades quickly.