help id smoking comedy bit

[Wickedwench]

Years ago, I heard a comedy bit on the radio that I would love to have a copy of.
(Trying to keep this family friendly!)
It was on an airline not long after smoking was banned on planes. A male passenger insists on bothering the woman next to him by lighting up. They quarrel, with the man keeping the upper hand. Finally the woman summons the flight attendant.
"Sir, if you don't put that out, I will have to inform the authorities and when we land, you'll go to jail! "
"Okay. I don't know what to do if I'm not smoking."
"Well, think about something you like. It will relax you."
"I like smoking!"
"Well, think about something else! And keep your hands busy!"
A few moments later, the woman screams and the flight attendant runs back. "Sir! Put that away! That's disgusting!"
"What the hell do you care? I ain't smoking!"

Anybody have any idea who it was?

 

[anavidfan]

sam kennison? or bill hicks, or even dennis leary. They often use smoking as a topic. I especially love bill hicks and dennis learys rant on non-smokers and their love of smoking.