Hello ECF'ers this is Al Capone. I led prohibition see, I was a legend see. From 1920-1931 I sold liquor see.
Me and the boys have it all figured out see, dont worry I spend time in Alcatraz and nothin scares me see. Me and the boys have dug a tunnel from California to Toronto and have close to 2 million litres of juice on the way see. As long as Al Capone and the boys are on it your good see.
I heard one of my boys that hc was banning nicotine juice, well I dont stand for that see. So me and the boys will fix you guys up good. Now I have to go back to my cell see, dont worry your pretty little hearts, we are on it.
Al Capone
P.S dont forget to write your politician and sign the petition, I dont wanna have to hurt you see.
Thought a little humour might bring a little relief.
Me and the boys have it all figured out see, dont worry I spend time in Alcatraz and nothin scares me see. Me and the boys have dug a tunnel from California to Toronto and have close to 2 million litres of juice on the way see. As long as Al Capone and the boys are on it your good see.
I heard one of my boys that hc was banning nicotine juice, well I dont stand for that see. So me and the boys will fix you guys up good. Now I have to go back to my cell see, dont worry your pretty little hearts, we are on it.
Al Capone
P.S dont forget to write your politician and sign the petition, I dont wanna have to hurt you see.
Thought a little humour might bring a little relief.
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