Hmm...

[Augmented Dog]

In my time, one of my dubious accolades was as a recognized and somewhat prolific poet.
It's been a while since I last read in public, but...
Tonight, one of my oldest and dearest friends offered me a challenge I cannot ignore:
Write a three word haiku.
That's where the "hmm" enters.
Methinks I is gonna be obsessed with this 'till I can make it be.
Thanks to my evil, sadistic, beloved friend, I do not believe my mind will ease, nor sleep refresh until this task completes.
Damn!
I do love my friends

 

[Newportlocal]

Capitalism
Unconventionality
Cannibalism

 

[Sloth Tonight]

Posts like this beckon the inner Sloth...

Walking away from this thread now...nay, running.

 

[Augmented Dog]

Capitalism
Unconventionality
Cannibalism

Okay...
The syllables work. You earn many points for that.

 

[SpaceCase]

Snobby side note: Haiku's aren't about syllables. It's a count of On
On (Japanese prosody) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

Snobby side note: Haiku's aren't about syllables. It's a count of On
On (Japanese prosody) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Extra credit on my Japanese IV final exam was to translate a Haiku from Japanese to English keeping the same syllables to On. NIGHTMARE!!!!!

 

[Augmented Dog]

Snobby side note: Haiku's aren't about syllables. It's a count of On
On (Japanese prosody) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Excellent information.

 

[SpaceCase]

That is an college academia version of torture...

 

[Augmented Dog]

Extra credit on my Japanese IV final exam was to translate a Haiku from Japanese to English keeping the same syllables to On. NIGHTMARE!!!!!

I'm certain it was! I simply enjoy the challenge and discipline of the form.

 

[renorat]

Anticipation
Enthusiastically
Discombobulates

 

[Josh V]

Unintentional
Parapsychological
Aphrodisiac

 

[Augmented Dog]

Unintentional
Parapsychological
Aphrodisiac

Parapsychological?

Well, I appreciate the spirit of the poem.

 

[Newportlocal]

Unintentional
Parapsychological
Aphrodisiac

Amazing.... You captured the essence of fairtradesloth talking about Wakonda. May the sacred vapor never dissipate.

 

[Augmented Dog]

Amazing.... You captured the essence of fairtradesloth talking about Wakonda. May the sacred vapor never dissipate.

You are evil!

 

[LynnNC]

Reiterating
Exponentialality
Extrapolated

There...I think I fixed it....