How does this happen?

[ScottM]

I remember when I started vaping, thinking, "I'll never get something like that," when looking at some APVs, tanks, etc. They just looked ridiculous to me.

I am now sitting here with a Protank II on an eVic. My kayfun mini is on the Ego Twists with my wife. I am getting ready to pull the trigger on a replacement for the Kayfun that I gave up so she would vape more. I am torn, and trying to talk myself out of the full size Kayfun that will dwarf the Protank II.

Rats. This thing is going to end up being enormous. Well, maybe that will be a good justification for a Provari mini. This is completely out of hand.

Now I am curious. If I calculate the growth in size, and the money spent, I wonder if it costs more, say, per inch increase than ......, enzyte, and all that mess that is supposed to enlarge things. Why is my mind even thinking like this??? Maybe I should find a PV that is a bit less phallic... The darn box mods look a bit odd too.

Heck. I guess it could be worse. I read Ocelot's blog on Bobo. Just can't do that one.

 

[TheDarthJager]

This is the way I justify spending as much as I have on vaping:

I keeps me off of analogs.
Its become a new hobby for me.
And it keeps me from loosing my **** and wanting to kill people when I've had a bad day.

If you think your spending too much just don't buy any more accessories. The only person who can determine if your spending too much is you...and your card company, they don't like it when you go past your limit.

 

[ScottM]

You make an interesting point.

This has to be cheaper than a retainer fee for a defense attorney needed for throttling someone if I wasn't vaping. Heck. I'm probably saving a fortune. Time to grab the card, and order up some vape mail.

 

[GPSTrucker]

Yeah any hobby can get expensive. I would love to say I've saved money by quitting analogs but the truth is I spend at least as much on vaping "stuff".

 

[Thunderball]

Its just part of the journey.... Happy vaping !

 

[TheDarthJager]

I do know have you feel though. I seems like every time I order a new device, or tank, of something and I think I'm done for the moment I want something new so I can learn more about vaping. I just built my first coil on my IGO and the only think I can think of is getting a better RBA and mech mod to get a different experience to compare it too.

 

[Mike Sheda]

I went in to get a cig-a-like in June...
and then I found ECF.

And now I have this....

 

[ScottM]

It's not just the money. That's bad enough. But this device and that Atty are going to be BIG. Stealth vaping will be a pretty fair challenge. I might even be able to use it for self defense. Two of them tied together on a chain, and Chuck Norris may take a step back...

 

[alisa1970]

Has nothing to do with money, guys..

I totally get the OP. No vibrating Egos for me, thank you!

EGO-Vibrate Evod Mt3 Atomizer Electronic Cigarette - China Electronic Cigarette, Ego-Vibrate

For sure I'm never getting one of those ridged Teslas either, especially if they come out with a vibrating one. Well, maybe never.

 

[ScottM]

Mike has me beat on the money end. That picture sent chills down my spine when I first saw it. My wallet even started Jones'n for an analog when it saw that...

 

[TheDarthJager]

I salute you sir!

 

[GPSTrucker]

I went in to get a cig-a-like in June...
and then I found ECF.

And now I have this....

How are you getting by with such a small computer monitor? Seriously, step up man!

 

[Mike Sheda]

How are you getting by with such a small computer monitor? Seriously, step up man!

I don't really have room for anything larger unless I go with the arms and 2 monitors... What do don't see if the mac pro book off to the side (but I usually just VNC to it from this one anyway)
I've got this monitor about 4 years ago, and it's been good, so haven't felt the need to go out and replace it.

 

[vjc0628]

I went in to get a cig-a-like in June...
and then I found ECF.

And now I have this....

You know Mike I'm jealous

Honestly if I weren't married Id have all that to though(that's not regret)
I want a provari and a reo in the worst way
soon thought Ill get at least 1 around dec maybe both depending oct and nov are my busiest month's

 

[Ryedan]

Reminded me of this video:

 

[Mike Sheda]

You know Mike I'm jealous

Honestly if I weren't married Id have all that to though(that's not regret)
I want a provari and a reo in the worst way
soon thought Ill get at least 1 around dec maybe both depending oct and nov are my busiest month's

Yup... there are advantages to being single and having your kids grown up I can buy as many toys as I want !

 

[Mike Sheda]

Reminded me of this video:

I think we broke youtube.....

 

[ScottM]

Yep, similar to the video... IT went like this:

Vaping progression, Day 1
Conscious, barely, and pain killers didn't do cr_p. Home from surgery, and vowed into hospital, "This is my last cigarette." Despite the more than noticeable pain, made it to CVS for a Blu.

Vaping progression, Day 2
"This Blu blows. Honey, please take me to the headshop I found online that sells "Real" ecigs... Or I my turn this bed sheet into a noose when you're gone shopping.
Bought a "Real ecig." Juice. Paid around 85 bucks for one, yes one, ego twist and one, yes that's right, one ce4, and one, yep, one bottle of juice.

Vaping progression, week 6
"Honey. I am going to spend about 2 on a real atomizer, because we are going broke buying cr_ppy stardusts, novas, etc. No... Not 2 bucks. 2 Hundred bucks. Well, it's a really good RBA.........

Vaping progression, week 16
"D_mn, this battery (Ego Twist) is HOT. I don't blame it.It's 135 F on location, and I'm shorting the thing out in my face. Sure makes sense to get a PV with a higher C-rating on the battery. No time to buy online. I need it now."
Spent WAY TOO MUCH on an eVic.

Still week 16
"Yes. Dear, let me put your juice in my Kayfun, and just try it. (She just kinda used the eRoll I bought her, because it had to look like a cigarette)

Vaping progression, Week 17
Ordering another Kayfun, for me. The large model- holds more juice.. etc. Going on the rather phallic eVic. Should be a rather large phallic combination between the Kayfun and eVic. Yes. People in the oilfield like to prove how creative they can be when commenting on the eVic, and Protank II..

Total cash: a bunch. Protank II, Vivi Nova, maybe six Stardusts(expensive in the headshop), two ego twists, eRoll for wife, Kayfun Mini, eVic, another Kayfun 3.1 on order. Kanthal, silica, Ekowool.

Total length: ego twist and stardust... maybe eight inches. eVic and Kayfun, not sue I want to know yet. There's a pretty fair increase in diameter, too, though. Sure to get some attention at the ol' Starbuck's, work, etc.

 

[Mike Sheda]

If you're going to go large... GO LARGE!

 

[ScottM]

If you're going to go large... GO LARGE!

The theme to 2001, A Space Odyssey was playing in my head as the picture scrolled down.

I'll have to cede on that. Unless, maybe if it made some really cool sounds from the Enterprise, like a Tricorder, or one of sickbay scanners?