how much time before that english version of billy mays is hawking the "new" and "amazing" e-cigarette?

[electrowoman]

Investors Cashing In On Smokeless Nicotine Debate | Tobacco Facts.

they'll sell for the low low price of $19.99 plus shipping and handling, but if you ACT NOW, you'll be able to get a free set of 5 pre-filled cartridges for FREE, just pay separate shipping and handling!

hahahaha.

 

[C-kool Dad '09]

You are easily amused ........

 

[thomas_mikel]

I am going to refrain from mentioning that I have been known to do a pretty mean "Billy Mays" impression.........

 

[C-kool Dad '09]

Hmmmmmm..... the Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System gig comes to mind

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Tom's Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System infomercial will live on in infamy FOREVER!

We may have to bronze-plate it

 

[MlrGrl]

Investors Cashing In On Smokeless Nicotine Debate | Tobacco Facts.

they'll sell for the low low price of $19.99 plus shipping and handling, but if you ACT NOW, you'll be able to get a free set of 5 pre-filled cartridges for FREE, just pay separate shipping and handling!

hahahaha.

As long as it's not the ShamWOW guy. Ever since his nasty run in with the ......, I get the heebie geebies when I see him.

Hmmm.....I think I know the perfect guy for the job.......

Tom's Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System infomercial will live on in infamy FOREVER!

We may have to bronze-plate it

GREAT MINDS DO THINK A LIKE!!!

Daytime AND (especially) Nighttime Emmy worthy. I'd even say Oscar....if they can have winners from movies that 99% of the population has never heard of, then there's no reason he can't have that too.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

He might be in line for a Cleo - that's the award they give out for commercials....

Hmmmm - how do we nominate him???

 

[C-kool Dad '09]

Hmmmm - how do we nominate him???

Just pay extra for shipping & handling!

 

[MlrGrl]

He might be in line for a Cleo - that's the award they give out for commercials....

Hmmmm - how do we nominate him???

Just pay extra for shipping & handling!

But if we act now....

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

We can nominate him TWICE???? For only $19.99!

 

[MlrGrl]

We can nominate him TWICE???? For only $19.99!

Operators are standing by NOW!!

 

[C-kool Dad '09]

AND the 1st 50 callers get to meet Vicks & Mlrgrl!!!

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

So what are you waiting for??? ORDER NOW!

 

[MlrGrl]

Operators are standing by NOW!!

AND the 1st 50 callers get to meet Vicks & Mlrgrl!!!*

So what are you waiting for??? ORDER NOW!

*meeting with Vicks & Mlrgrl free for the first 5 minutes followed by a charge of $7.95 per additional minute. Separate shipping and handling fee applies. People who should not meet Vicks and MlrGrl include minors, any person with an elevated risk, or preexisting condition of, any medical condition. For external use only. 18% gratuity on parties of 8 or larger. Do not meet them if you are using a nitrate drug for chest pain, have heart problems or don't have a warped sense of humor, as nothing is off limits to them. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after this meeting. If your experience anything lasting longer than four hours, call your doctor to thank him before texting all your friends.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

WOOT!!! I'm for external use only!

That was too funny, KC! I almost sprayed pepsi all over my keyboard

 

[thomas_mikel]

WOOT!!! I'm for external use only!

That was too funny, KC! I almost sprayed pepsi all over my keyboard

+1, very well thought out and extremely funny, KC!

 

[C-kool Dad '09]

*meeting with vicks & mlrgrl free for the first 5 minutes followed by a charge of $7.95 per additional minute. Separate shipping and handling fee applies. People who should not meet vicks and mlrgrl include minors, any person with an elevated risk, or preexisting condition of, any medical condition. For external use only. 18% gratuity on parties of 8 or larger. Do not meet them if you are using a nitrate drug for chest pain, have heart problems or don't have a warped sense of humor, as nothing is off limits to them. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after this meeting. If your experience anything lasting longer than four hours, call your doctor to thank him before texting all your friends.

i'm calling right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[C-kool Dad '09]

i'm calling right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought, "Operators were standing by" - all I get is a busy signal

On another (happier) note - I'm currently using my 801 attys to keep my hands warm with 6V.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

You gotta be calling the right number..... we're sneaky like that

 

[o4_srt]

I am going to refrain from mentioning that I have been known to do a pretty mean "Billy Mays" impression.........

and I am going to refrain from mentioning the ease of doing a "pretty mean" billy may's impression these days RIP billy mays, your bearded face will forever be missed.