How to beat the ban

[Vapor Pete]

Ladies and gentleman, I've got it:

While vaping the other night, i was visited by juice, an Angel from heaven. She told me that it was my God given directive to start the NICOTINE VAPORIZER RELIGIOUS MOVEMENT.
My name is Vapor Pete, and I am your Vapor Prophet here on earth. As a religious movement, the Government cannot stop us from vaping.
Join now, heres how:

1. send me 1 penny every 5 years for tithing and securing your spot on the movements offical roster.
2. The Vapor Gods requires that we vape to reach Them.
3. NiVaPor... the God we pray to when using nicotine vapor requires that we MUST use e-cigs, e-cigars or e-pipes at least ONCE a day but up to 100 times, to reach Him and receive Holy Spiritual Fullfilment.
4. NonViPor... the God who is reached when using no nicotine vapor, requires us to vape, using ANY FLAVOR vapor, to reach him. You must have started with nicotine vapor, and prayed to NiVaPor prior to reaching NonViPor, or He wont answere any of your prayers.

The Angel "Juice" has told me we must meet at least every 200 years in a place of our choosing, for communion and community VAPOR PRAYER, where we all vape as one to either one of the Gods.

Seriously though, Im only kidding....sort of lol! but read this:

http://www.breakingnewsenglish.com/0602/060223-tea-e.doc

 

[waywardsister]

This would so work in Canada. We hate discriminating against anyone. Though this would mean I'd have to convert from Pastafarianism.

 

[Vaporpuff]

Lets look deeper into this. Funny nonetheless

 

[ejfan1977]

Ladies and gentleman, I've got it:

While vaping the other night, i was visited by JUICE, an Angel from heaven. She told me that it was my God given directive to start the NICOTINE VAPORIZER RELIGIOUS MOVEMENT.
My name is Vapor Pete, and I am your Vapor Prophet here on earth. As a religious movement, the Government cannot stop us from vaping.
Join now, heres how:

1. send me 1 penny every 5 years for tithing and securing your spot on the movements offical roster.
2. The Vapor Gods requires that we vape to reach Them.
3. NiVaPor... the God we pray to when using nicotine vapor requires that we MUST use e-cigs, e-cigars or e-pipes at least ONCE a day but up to 100 times, to reach Him and receive Holy Spiritual Fullfilment.
4. NonViPor... the God who is reached when using no nicotine vapor, requires us to vape, using ANY FLAVOR vapor, to reach him. You must have started with nicotine vapor, and prayed to NiVaPor prior to reaching NonViPor, or He wont answere any of your prayers.

The Angel "Juice" has told me we must meet at least every 200 years in a place of our choosing, for communion and community VAPOR PRAYER, where we all vape as one to either one of the Gods.

Seriously though, Im only kidding....sort of lol! but read this:

http://www.breakingnewsenglish.com/0602/060223-tea-e.doc

I know I am a good Vaporer, Juice told me herself. I pray all day long with my device in hand and I feel fulfilled and happy. If my religious freedom was to be inhibited via bans from our government... 8-o LOL

Maybe this could be an angle, I don't know. Good thinking again Pete...