How to keep the mooches off my vapor king??

[breezy]

I manage a construction office, All the workers have seen my ecig and asked about it. I tell them about it and give them business cards tell them to get on here and take a look around. When I have a flavor I dont like I will let them try it out. Now I have cartomizers all over my desk with the workers names on it, when they come in they TAKE MY CART OFF and put theirs on. WTF??? So i pitched a fit, so now they sneak in and vape when I am busy with customers. grrrrrr I dont want to hide my stuff. I'm gonna have to fire them or use their Christmas bonuses for V4L kits. They are all to cheap to buy their own!

 

[dohsma]

I manage a construction office, All the workers have seen my ecig and asked about it. I tell them about it and give them business cards tell them to get on here and take a look around. When I have a flavor I dont like I will let them try it out. Now I have cartomizers all over my desk with the workers names on it, when they come in they TAKE MY CART OFF and put theirs on. WTF??? So i pitched a fit, so now they sneak in and vape when I am busy with customers. grrrrrr I dont want to hide my stuff. I'm gonna have to fire them or use their Christmas bonuses for V4L kits. They are all to cheap to buy their own!

I've heard tasers work well

 

[sawlight]

I've heard tasers work well

LMAO!! Maybe even a cattle prod?

 

[jj2]

Leave one out that has a dead battery.
Or stop providing the carts.

 

[Adrenalynn]

Wire the poles of the battery to small metal tabs on the cartomizer. Just a few volts, but one of those Li batteries will push a fair bit of current. If your lips are damp, it's gonna bite pretty good.

 

[impostor71]

hold back $100 from each of their bonuses and buy an Ult Ult kit for each of them. =)

 

[cos]

perfect solution. Being your a supervisor or manager whatever you are suppossed to take care of your emplyees for Christmas with a bonus. instead of giving money get them cheapest VK kit. Steve will give you a buying in bulk discount and then your problems are over. and you can get the money to give them boneses from your supieriors. Thats the way its done. and if you decide thats not good... well then like someone just said here in the thread set up a booby trap and zap em. But make sure the zap isnt strong otherwise your going to jail. and then your emplyees will take all your VK cause in jail you cant vape.
Good luck

 

[keyzygirl]

cough alot and make boogery noises,they wont want to touch your stuff.

 

[Slea]

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...ssion/54162-confessional-1-vape-snorting.html

 

[plantlvr]

Have a co-worker that really wanted me to order a kit for him, then wouldn't produce the moola. So I gave him one of my charged batts and two new cartos and told him to try it before you buy it. Next day he begged me for a fresh battery which I supplied. Finally I see him a few days later and he wants fresh charged batts and more carts! Uh no, give me back my batts and buy yer own, jeez. I thought I was doing him a favor but as far as I know he's still smoking.
I don't mind sharing but I could see that I was just letting him mooch off of me, ah well hope he finally orders a kit even though he tells me 'it's too confusing'

 

[cos]

cough alot and make boogery noises,they wont want to touch your stuff.

Now this is the best idea yet? Keyzygirl very good

 

[Adrenalynn]

even though he tells me 'it's too confusing'

Must... Control.... FIST OF DEATH

 

[leeshor]

Use the FisherPal trick, then dare them. Anyone who has been here for a while knows that trick. Bet it works.

 

[macscac]

haha! pcc kits for xmas bonus!!

 

[breezy]

I even bought pink batteries thinking they would be to "manly" to be using anything pink. I will have to take a picture for you all of these men vaping on a pink vapor king.

i hate to ruin the cartos but i think i am going to start filling them with something disgusting. I will see who comes back after that!

 

[macscac]

check your pms breezy

 

[Pawpaw]

Use the FisherPal trick, then dare them. Anyone who has been here for a while knows that trick. Bet it works.

You have a memory like an elephant! I had almost forgotten her "bottomless bra" video!

 

[breezy]

I don't mind sharing but I could see that I was just letting him mooch off of me, ah well hope he finally orders a kit even though he tells me 'it's too confusing'

this is just like them, i already passed off an evo to one of them and a dura to another but now they like the VAPOR KING better. well, duh so do i thats why i gave away the others!!!!

 

[shemp]

Tell them you have swine flu or H1N1.

 

[breezy]

check your pms breezy

macscac thanks alot,