I vape like a...

[thinblueline36]

Okay, this might have already been done in a previous thread, but if so, it's an older one and now there are new people to play.

The old simile "smoke like a chimney" doesn't apply to us. So what do we vape like?

I'll start it off:

I vape like a manhole cover in November.

TBL36

 

[Doctor Beard]

I vape like a rusty muffler....

 

[cgrl]

I vape like a chimney in winter

 

[sl1pg8r]

I vape like a bottle of vicks on the nose of a nuke!

 

[Andre Nagel]

Vape steam valve

 

[Jaka]

...Thermos of tea spilled on the floor of the TARDIS.

(Too eclectic? nahhhh. )

 

[Jmsdvs]

I vape like a smoker smokes like a chimney ;-)

 

[Ntjordan]

I vape like a propylene glycol fog machine

 

[Andre Nagel]

I vape like a 801 atti ..... nothing beats that

 

[rannox]

I vape like a steam train

 

[xmas7579]

I vape like a BBQ

 

[Seabrook]

I vape like my local Stater Brothers' ice cream freezer door when you open it.

 

[jdg]

I always say I vape like a ........