Is there anybody out there?

[sawlight]

Somebodies feeling lucky!

 

[HarmonyPB]

I'm married, I don't get lucky, I have it on demand

 

[sawlight]

Yeah, I heard that when I got married as well. I'm still waiting for the demand.

 

[HarmonyPB]

That's the way it is for the woman. The man is a whole different story.

 

[sawlight]

It ain't hard to flip the switch on a man! We are simple creatures! Food, sex, toys and booze! If we get more of some of the others, we'll over look a lacking one. Cut us off of more than one, we get nasty!

 

[HarmonyPB]

Exactly! If you had it on demand it would never stop!!

 

[sawlight]

And that's a bad thing?

 

[HarmonyPB]

For the woman it is!

 

[sawlight]

And this is where Polygamy came from! But I can't keep one happy, no way do I want more!

 

[HarmonyPB]

Lol!!! I just had that conversation with a friend the other day. He's a guy, so I had to explain it to him.

FWIW, I don't see polygamy as a bad thing.

 

[sawlight]

I sure couldn't do it! I don't even want a girlfriend and a wife, much less two wives! Then that fool on TV! What was he thinking?

 

[HarmonyPB]

ROFL!!! That's what I'm saying!! It's hard enough to keep one wife happy, I don't know who would want more than one!! My friend said it was one-sided, he asked why women didn't have more than one husband. I told him because women are smart

 

[sawlight]

Well, they think more clearly than men, I'll leave it at that.

 

[HarmonyPB]

Hahaha!!! As long as you admit it, I guess you're alright...for a redneck

 

[HarmonyPB]

This one is on there too:

 

[HarmonyPB]

I LOVE this song, but I don't think it's forum friendly, even here. So, here you go:

Cee Lo Green - .... YOU (Official Video) - YouTube

 

[HarmonyPB]

Bahahaha!!! I knew that wouldn't fly

 

[HarmonyPB]

There's always this one:

 

[HarmonyPB]

Video insert fail...I have no idea what's going on. It isn't showing up

 

[HarmonyPB]

I got it! we're all good!