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[Lauralie]

All time favorite EVER!

“May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past”

 

[FreakyStylie]

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

 

[beenshot]

a bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work

 

[Cassie]

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

~Dr. Seuss

 

[nervewreckincali]

A person is smart, but people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it. --Tommy Lee Jones as Kay in MIB, 1997

 

[Nev]

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up saying WHAT A RIDE!"

 

[medic123]

Breathe in, breathe out....move on. Jimmy Buffett

 

[Debian Dog]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
--Albert Einstein

 

[tyleris12]

I used to wake up at 4 a.m. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness."
--James Thurber

 

[dordas23]

"Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before." - Gen. Eisenhower

 

[marcielynn]

Dont make someone a priority that makes you an option!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mondotoker760]

Good luck happens when preparedness meets opportunity.

 

[Brewzz]

Youth is wasted on the young.

 

[blondie1964]

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

—Cale Yarborough

 

[ShannonA]

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.

Jessamyn West

 

[El-ahrairah]

"Quando omni flunkus moritati" (If all else fails, play dead)- Possum Lodge motto

 

[GRTWHT]

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

 

[care]

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

 

[ls1chris]

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

 

[Mookelboo]

"Brevity is the soul of wit." -Wm. Shakespeare

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