DUUUUUUUDDDEEE!!!!! I know the solution for this one! (and before the women want to send a tactfully planted foot dead center up my......atty, this is meant more for humor with no disrespect meant at all)
First it is not wise to upset the supplier of ones nookie.
if you are already headed to the dog house, you must activate the cute mode at once, and in the most tender voice say the following phrase and follow through on it:
you so pretty! you want a massage? chocolate? pancakes in bed tomorrow? have i told you, you so pretty! This is the secret married man's tool (yes i am married) and has been put in place by the pioneers of
no-inside-voice and get in trouble a lot (i helped write the manual for this emergency maneuver)
Now once you are out of the dog house zone, gently.....and i am talking feather light....bring up how you "gave up" smoking and how this is your new hobby, how the cigarettes no longer cause you to stink of them.....
In a blinding fast maneuver introduce her to the one thing she really likes and makes her feel like a school girl over again (in this case Hello kitty), and make your you are schooled even in the basic's of HK....then slyly encourage her to buy anything and everything she likes (even pick out some things), this is now her hobby and has something she likes.....
At this time you are more then free and clear to talk about purchases of PV's, and APV's (just nothing at the provari or Darwin level, i am still trying to figure that out, i have my wife on the fence for another saber touch)....Oh and don't forget to mention that a cart/atty ONLY lasts about 3 to 4 weeks then you MUST get a new one
And that is how you get what you want
Now if you see me nailed to the walls in this thread, it means Class wife got to me (i am gently joking, she is very nice to talk to), grab the crow bar and help me down at that time
Class wife you so pretty! do you want a new PV? Chocolate juice? new ego? have i told you that you so pretty?
