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[dmdonald2]

Be patient with your enemies and forgiving of your friends.
- Afghan Proverb

 

[ISBN]

"Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space."

—Diana Black

 

[ISBN]

"Never mistake motion for action."

—Ernest Hemingway

 

[Lauralie]

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

 

[Lauralie]

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

 

[Lauralie]

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Mark Twain

 

[Lauralie]

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
David Letterman

 

[ISBN]

"Life is too serious to be taken seriously."

—Mike Leonard

 

[ZooKansas]

"Badgers....badgers....we don't need no stinkin' badgers!" thx for the contest.

 

[robbrevere]

damit jim, im a doctor

 

[Lauralie]

X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.

 

[Viltran]

Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

 

[daisyd]

Tact is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they anticipate the trip. ~No idea. I saw this on a microwave once.

 

[daisyd]

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. ~Mae West

 

[daisyd]

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. ~Nancy Astor

 

[Lauralie]

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
William James

 

[Pamdane]

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. ~Mme. de Staël

 

[ISBN]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

- Albert Einstein.

 

[Richie G]

"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times" -- Twain

(didnt read thru this thread... apologies if it has appeared before)

 

[warlike36]

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
Marcus Aurelius

It is also my sig.