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Brutus Buckeye

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the ecf chat room
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the ecf chat room with their Applewood
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again,
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug,
 

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There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played makes heavy vapers slash their wrists until they find the source of the noise. Somebody needs to make a vaping xylophone so the vapers fog up the new vaping lounge.

But then again, bizarre, aimless stories about vaper, musicians and the instruments that TexasT plays (banjo, moonshine jug, bug zappers, cows
 
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