There was an old woman who slept with a bottle of ejuice under her bed and vaped a lot during the night because she had nightmares about missing the mailman delivering her juice. She was afraid to look outside. A snow storm was on the way that day and she was waiting for Texas T to stop and fix her back it was crooked as a cedar fence post. Suddenly MistressNomad showed up with applewood juice to vape. It was the only good alternative for Mrs. Texas was rumored to be in a very bad mood. Which is normal considering she knows the devil. "Xylophones" are nonsensical instruments that when played