This is why you are supposed to hide things like this from your wife... or at least use her CC to
buy her one ROFL, if her CC IS your CC... just
buy her a Lavatube and tell her to get back in the kitchen.
There is a reason women don't need watches... there is a clock on the stove.
Okay, seriously I'm kidding, if I were you I'd order a new Black Satin one and just realize that its either my wife gets my new Provari or I wake up screaming and looking in fields for .... something important to me *if you catch my drift*