Lost your allen wrench or need some backups?

[ElConquistador]

I bought a whole set of cheap wrenches to I'd have a backup 1.5 mm wrench in case I need to adjust my 510 connection when I'm out and about.

Then I tried this new, improved tool, that's readily available, cheap, easy to find, portable, and can be used to apply anti-oxidant chemicals, adjust wicking material, and even pick your teeth. It works like a charm on the new reo 510 adjustable connection. I call it the ElConquistador multi-tool

 

[jifjifjif]

Perfect! Got those in my car already!

 

[JC Okie]

Ooooo..I like the color, too. I'm so sick of all tools being either black or silver.... It will match one of my Woodvils.

 

[SteamStack]

Hehe.. nice find there!

 

[Robinowitz]

Perfect! Just what I was looking for

 

[Riff]

I've found a stash of these wonderful multi-tools and in the spirit of compassion (and capitalism) I'm willing to part with them if you only pay $1 for the shipping /sarcasm.

Great find. Good information to have filed away in your noggin.

 

[JC Okie]

I've found a stash of these wonderful multi-tools and in the spirit of compassion (and capitalism) I'm willing to part with them if you only pay $1 for the shipping /sarcasm.

Great find. Good information to have filed away in your noggin.

I'd like a couple, but I'd want 2-day Priority ($5.95) shipping plus extra insurance.

 

[ElConquistador]

JC, you don't want just ANY ElConquisator Multi-Tool, you want GENUINE, ORIGINAL ElConquistador Multi-Tool. Sure you may have to pay a little more for the real thing, but mine come with a limited lifetime warranty, including lifetime free replacement in the event it fails (some restrictions apply). Plus, we can finish our multi-tools to match your Woodville. If you act today, you don't get one, you don't get two, you get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY ElConquistador multi-tools for the low, low price of $24.95, and I'll even throw in FREE SHIPPING. If you would like them by this evening, I will DELIVER them to your door for an additional charge of $24.95. Any hail or tornado damage to my delivery vehicle will be your responsibility.

This offer is void where prohibited by the FDA, you must be 18 years old to order.

 

[ElConquistador]

Did I mention that the ElConquistador multi-tool is also a coil-winding jig?

 

[Riff]

JC, you don't want just ANY ElConquisator Multi-Tool, you want GENUINE, ORIGINAL ElConquistador Multi-Tool. Sure you may have to pay a little more for the real thing, but mine come with a limited lifetime warranty, including lifetime free replacement in the event it fails (some restrictions apply). Plus, we can finish our multi-tools to match your Woodville. If you act today, you don't get one, you don't get two, you get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY ElConquistador multi-tools for the low, low price of $24.95, and I'll even throw in FREE SHIPPING. If you would like them by this evening, I will DELIVER them to your door for an additional charge of $24.95. Any hail or tornado damage to my delivery vehicle will be your responsibility.

This offer is void where prohibited by the FDA, you must be 18 years old to order.

So for 50 bucks you'll come to Texas with a box of toothpicks? If you and I hit it off on a few more threads I'll have to remember that next time I have to burn some time off and have nothing to do... How are you at PS4 games?

 

[ElConquistador]

Sorry, my delivery area is limited to Oklahoma.

 

[oldbroad]

My word...I'm so braindead

and gullible....

I thought you were for real...till i read the price. And when Jan said it matched one of her Woodvils i went back to the beginning to see the pics that i thought I'd missed.

Did I also mention that I'm blind?!


YOU ARE A BRAT!!!!

 

[ElConquistador]

$24.95 today only!

 

[Fishcakes]

I love reoville. You guys are too much

 

[JC Okie]

Did I mention that the ElConquistador multi-tool is also a coil-winding jig?

BAM!!! I was going to buy a bunch for $1 each (plus the $5.95 shipping) from Riff and resell them for $5 each as COIL JIGS! But now you've totally busted my game!


(Aside) I'm tempted to take you up on the free delivery just to meet up with a fellow Okie vaper. (Is it supposed to HAIL again??!!??! )


Edit: NEVERMIND!!!! I misread.....it's NOT "free" delivery. For the extra $24.95 delivery charge, I'll pass on the delivery. And to think I was poised on the edge ready to make this deal! Note to self: read the fine print. I should have known this was a little fishy.

 

[ElConquistador]

Um, you might want to turn on the weather channel. There's storms out west and heading this way, tornado watch here at least.

 

[JC Okie]

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$24.95 today only!

OMG, I just simply LOVE that pink box.....! If I bought 250 of them (100 stained to match my Purple Heart Woodvil; 100 stained to match my Jatoba 18490; 50 left stock to match my Oak/Zebra 14500 Woodvil, please) would I get the box, too?

 

[JC Okie]

Um, you might want to turn on the weather channel. There's storms out west and heading this way, tornado watch here at least.

!!!!!!!!!

I'm sooooo sick of this weather!!!! I've been watching the History Channel (all about the UFOs that are visiting us all but nobody but the Government knows, you understand) and didn't even realize we're under a tornado watch! Yep. Just flipped over and sure 'nuf...

 

[MamaTried]

OMG, I just simply LOVE that pink box.....!

just stop with the pink, woman!!

 

[ElConquistador]

As for the $24.95 charge, you should know that there are many people who would pay upwards of $30 to meet me.