Nawwwww, don't be scart. Yes, I type it right scart. Its just some ole people hanging out in the woods laughing, drinking, vaping, and throwing logs in the fire pit.
Although, Cheboygan bats are a tad on the scarry side when their flying a few inches above your head 50mph. They are HUGE and ugly too. Now, thats where the cocktails come in real handy, the more we drink the less we see the bats. Thats why we have to party hard when we go north.