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MackBolan

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Jimmy's Mom Confronted His Teacher About Her Son's Homework

Jimmy was at home doing his math homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a b–tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b–tch is nine.”

In that moment, his mother came in and heard what he was saying. “Jimmy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?”

Jimmy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”

She said, “And is that what your teacher taught you?”

He replied, “Yes.”

The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son was receiving, went to Jimmy’s school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his math teacher, “I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition problems.”

Jimmy’s mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b–tch is four?”

When the teacher stopped laughing she replied…

“Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.”




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I hooked up with a lady in a bar last weekend. She was a little older than me - about 60 or so - but still pretty hot and she kept mentioning going to her place for a mother/daughter ménage a trois. Since she was hot, I could pretty well imagine what the daughter looked like so how can a guy pass that up? I didn't realize I was in trouble until we got there and she yelled upstairs, "Mom, we're home!"
 
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