Making the most of my first five posts

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dartman

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Not only that but you must wait 30 seconds between posts.

I am sure there are perfectly good reasons for these rules. There are so many unpleasant characters out there.

Seriously have you noticed just how many truly revolting creatures you run into on the net? Ive been using the net since it was 2 computers joined by rocks and human hair and it gets worse all the time. From Godwins law it seems to have gone down hill. Yet I persevere. "Trolls and goblins and fundies OH MY"
 

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There we go that's three done already. Well four if you count this one. Maybe I could post every second letter of this rant in the next post and force anyone OCD or bored enough to put it back together to find out what was said. That would bring me to five and the world would be a happy place.

......ooooh look a truck.........

"The sky is blue and all the trees are green. My hearts as full as a baked potata. I think I know exactly what I mean. When I say it's a schpadoinkal day"
 

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Seriously though the brains trust who run this show should put that info into the account verification email. Maybe they do and I was just too eager to get a posting to read it.

It is probably a good thing I waited til now. It's Friday arvo and work is banging coit so a little insanity rant has helped kill the afternoon deader than the blue man band. "If I was green I would die, dah di doo fly, if I was green i would die....." I heard that song on the way to work today at the drive through coffee shop. Man I was sure that band, their managers and roadies and all copies of their music were fired into the sun years ago. Must have missed one.

However I digest. As this is a vaping forum I should say something about the deliciously addictive habit of vaping. Since I saw my first e-cig at the pub I knew I would be moving into the future. Ditching the analogues and getting hooked on the juice. What has really kicked .... is that my gf quit a little while ago and my smoking was driving her nuts. The vaping on the other hand is not a problem so we both win. Not to mention the awesomness that was sitting on a plane to NZ and keeping my nicotine levels up. I have a trueman510 and it is fantastic. Ive been going through about 30mL of juice every 2 months. Almost finished my stash of the Marlborough flavour and then it's onto the mild seven and dunhill. Though I heard something bad about the dunhill which sux.

I sit here at work tippity tapping on the keyboard and sucking on my very own poopstick and as far as everyone in the office knows I am working. All heil the vapour!

Boom shankar.
 

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Ive been off the smokes fornearly 4 months. Tried to have an analogue while jamming the other week and nearly died. I think that means I'm cured or quit or something. A few mates have tried the e-cig but insist on keeping the real thing around and it doesn't work. Im sure some people can do both but after this long I prefer the vapour to smoke.

"A baby fur seal goes into a pub. Walks up to the bartender and asks for a Canadian club on the rocks"
 
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