Can't wait until my Precise ELA arrives from Super T.
We regret to inform you that your posting privileges have been revoked as the jealousy you incur with your (braggy) posts are tantamount to CAV'ing (Crimes Against Vapumanity). While this is grounds for immediate expulsion, there is a one time no ? asked offer to keep your privileges as long as you send your Super T ELA to the address you receive once you message me. I will be sending the MOD to starving Vapers in Siberia who need more warm vapour than you or I do.
Perhaps this will serve as a lesson to you in the future not to egg on your fellow - & not as fortunate - vapers with less zeros in their bank accounts yet most prolly more vapeforce than you & your sissy friends put together. OH nuts; just give me your ELA or I'll send Papa Legba after you & he'll redefine "chicken" for you.
Pwawk Pwawk-ELA PAwwk!!!
PS: Yeah, that's right smart-ELA Pants, I'm not ADMIN...I am VER-min! And profoundly disturbed, tho purely as a result of the heinous crime(s) (must be >1; evil like U never strikes but once, you monster!) you have committed!

I'll be watching you with my one good eye that tore itself away from that VapNOgraphic filth you posted.
Well I told myself I'd keep this short; No Need to tank me. Not Glistening anyway.
Karmick (ICU from "The Vaping, The Recoiled & Fixed Voltage Pinky")
PS: Beware how U Vape; I'll beware myself!