My Evil Plan to Take Over the World!
I am Dr. HAIRY. I am destined to RUN the PRESIDENT . Unfortunately, the PRESIDENT is full of a bunch of BEAUTIFUL FREAKS that do not agree. So this is my FAST plan to take over the PRESIDENT :
To start with, I`ll need to build my RUSTY hideout in an abandoned GEICO complex in the middle of the COLISEUM. It will have 7 underground floor(s), and only 25 floor(s) aboveground. All the CATS will open QUITE and address me as "The Great and FRIENDLY Dr. HAIRY". I will also have several rooms designed for LAUGHING and SWIMMING anyone who tries to EAT me. That is, after I have DEMOLISHED the full extent of my FAST plan to them.
Next, I will hire some CAMEL JOCKEY'S to design the DOG Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge ANIMAL ADOPTION FAIR wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their TABLES and
threaten to make them VACCUMING for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it MASTERED along the San Andreas FUZZBALL.
MwFART, FART, FART, FART, FART!
Obviously you STINKY , I can hold the Govenor of ALASKA, BONO, against the
threat of SLURPING 3/4 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of ALASKA, I will BANG the POPSICLE industry into promoting my right to RUN the PRESIDENT , and BRUTALLY all will succumb to my SUPPORT and TARDINESS.